getting really into women's thighs lately
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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I’m sad I’m sad I’m sad I’m sad
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did you know. if you accidentally kill barcus and feel really really bad about it but you're too lazy to reload so you just keep him in karlach's bag and somehow start using his corpse as a thrown weapon. people will get really mad when you try to pick him back up.
people such as. i don't know. rolan. who will then attack you for trying to pick up your own damn emotional support corpse after saving his ass from some shades and you then have no choice but to kill him.
and then you feel really bad about it so now you have to carry around both barcus AND rolan in karlach's bag
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recently at a bar someone told me i seem like id have a lot of pdfs
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people named Anton when they meet Jack Antonoff:
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Take Time To Smell The Flowers by Ron Guernsey
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I feel so incredibly anxious
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My gf is very good at critical writing, I feel like such an out of touch boomer whenever I react by telling her to pursue it professionally … why don’t you just call Taylor up…. Look em in the eye and give a firm hand shake
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Amberprice turning me evil
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