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Musicians throwing an 'and' at the beginning of every single line like: yeah this seems good. Not too repetitive.
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chaoticmangoes · 2 years
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using the phrase based and redpilled is so based and redpilled of me
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chaoticmangoes · 2 years
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minecoin is my favorite cryptocurrency
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chaoticmangoes · 2 years
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as a trans man, trans womens understanding of womanhood and femininity gives me so much joy. like those things that held me back, seeing them embrace them and be empowered by them is so beautiful. trans women are so lovely. like seeing trans women thriving sometimes reminds me of the solidarity of womanhood that im leaving behind, but also it reminds me of the strength of trans solidarity. it just stuns me sometimes how exceptionally important trans people are to each other and the world.
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chaoticmangoes · 2 years
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Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!
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chaoticmangoes · 2 years
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I wish English speakers could experience in all it’s glory the best russian meme - “average income bunny”
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The Goldfinch (2019)
This movie was released one year ago
this book and film mean a lot to me and I was very happy to make this art for @chromium-armor thank you!
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chaoticmangoes · 2 years
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Things that are gay (bcs Theo Decker said so)
1. Say people you like that you will miss them
2. Owning little white fruity dog
Things that are NOT gay (again bcs Theo Decker said so)
1. Having s*x with your Russian boifriend multiple times
2. Kissing with your Russian boifriend under street lamp
3. Tooking corvesational russian bcs of him and reading book in his voice
4. Using his home phone number as security code for your tresor
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BORIS AND THEO
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the goldfinch is not dark academia i don’t think theodore decker can even read
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chaoticmangoes · 2 years
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i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today
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chaoticmangoes · 2 years
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staring into the bathroom mirror gripping the sink and telling myself "you are not uniquely horrible you are literally just some guy"
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Once again I’ve become overly conscious over the fact that I’m really just a brain with tendrils controlling a meat mecha😔
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chaoticmangoes · 2 years
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OK haha guys im done being crucified this was fun but im done now haha let me down lol
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