DAY THIRTY FOUR
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Girls night out!
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and so we return with a troll lineup on 2024
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these have been stuck in my head for days
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you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck
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your blog looks gay /handjob
well. that is because it i- OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough
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imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.
this is what happened to bilbo baggins
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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance
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Cause I feel like I’m the worst so I always act like I’m the 8est.
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