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sigh rose and dirk would have unimaginable beef online. thats why skaia never let them be born at the same time

#homestuck

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You can tell Shuro can’t actually handle Falin bc the moment he heard about the black magic he threw a fit. Like oh, you wouldn’t throw away your soul to bring her back? You wouldn’t commit unspeakable atrocities for her? Grow up.

Meanwhile, as soon as Falin is revived and hears they’ve been eating monsters, she wants to join. And Marcille is like, so unsurprised. You think Shuro could handle that? No. Leave the heavy lifting to the lesbians 🙄 you don’t have what it takes.

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Get booped by Mr Fresh

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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

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beyond parody

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ive never seen ingredient presentation likethis

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one depiction of angels that i don't see very often but do like a lot is when the angel itself is contained in the halo, and the body is just a projection or vessel. it reminds me of those lizards that shed their tails as decoys to distract predators.

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The eroticized stigma treadmill where there's a bad behavior that is stigmatized so it gets eroticized so people come up with a fantastical version to distance themselves from the IRL bad behavior which creates a new eroticized version of the bad behavior which sets itself apart from the fantastical version by insisting that no for real this is about the bad behavior but because it isn't actually about doing the bad behavior there's a layer of fantastical distortion so they have to come up with a new eroticized version of the bad thing

[catghoulz]

zeus really did just do anything

[catghoulz]

Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

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not to be a hater but i disagree with this ↓　image. sorry

[catghoulz]

video game where in the character creation process, rather than choosing a gender, you just choose if your necromancer prefers sexily posing with skeletons or zombies

[catghoulz]

i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i'd like it more if it played the amen break during it

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Yeas, this IS a fairly oddparents au! Don't ask.

#homestuck

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I think the hardest part about addressing child abuse is getting people to acknowledge, not just intellectually but actually responding accordingly, is that the biggest threat to children, the biggest risk of abuse, is family and parents.

it is of course most often parents who are crowing about needing to protect children (often against far smaller threats than family), and pointing out that they are, statistically, the biggest threat to their kids is not gonna be received well.

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Smeeking on my flower

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Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.