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I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them
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The 'I hate children' crowd is just as bad as the 'oh you'll want children someday' crowd I said what I said
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pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm
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starting a collection
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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least
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no one teaches you how to become more affectionate and open to affection after living your whole life in a house where affection was never a thing
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Mr. Bonzo and Nikola Orsinov would Not get along I think
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It makes me happy when they listen
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I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.
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I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills
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A number of Death Mark fans believe to be the case and I won’t deny that some chapters felt like the investigation didn’t progress much, if not at a faster pace, until Mashita (finally) joined in.
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google search how to stop experiencing anticipatory grief when this world has taken so much from me already
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