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casual-unknown · 1 year
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Azul: I have a problem
Jade: 'I like him' problems or 'I can't hide his body' problems?
Azul: ...'I like him' problems
Jade: You're on your own. I could have helped with the other one though.
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Deuce: Do you swear to tell the truth?
Ace: No
Deuce, looking at Jack: What do I do now
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Vil, after Idia annoys him: You're dead, Idia.
Idia: I don't need a spoiler of my future, thanks.
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Idia, annoyed because he is forced out of his room: can you pass me the salt?
Azul: what's the magic word?
Idia:
Idia: *starting to chant in Greek*
Azul: never mind, just take it
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Jamil: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Floyd, turning to Ace: Hey, how tall are you?
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Azul: Leona-san, my old arch enemy...
Malleus, turning to Leona: ...I thought I was your arch enemy?
Leona: I have a life outside of you, horn head.
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Leona, about Malleus: Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Jamil: I feel a strange emotion towards you
Kalim: respect?
Jamil: never.
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Chapter 5 spoiler
Rook: I'm more than prepared to sacrifice my life for this!
Kalim: But I'm not!
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Cater: I vibe with what I vibe with
Cater: If that thing is coincidentally an illegal thing
Cater: who am I to deny the vibe I get from it
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Azul: Why is there blood all over the floor...?
Jade: Floyd might have aggressively poke someone with a knife.
Azul: He stabbed someone?!
Floyd: No, I aggressively poke someone with a knife
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Ace, trying to flirt with Rook's advice: You know, you give me butterflies
Deuce: No? I don't remember giving you anything?
Ace: I mean butterflies in my stomach
Deuce, stepping back: You ate them..?
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Idia, replying to Azul's chat: k.
Azul: Well, potassium is quite a nice element.
Azul: Very reactive, unlike the response that you just gave
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Crowley, to Trein: Trein has no idea that I'm high
Trein: You're high?
Crowley: Oh, sorry
Crowley, now turning to Crewel: Trein has no idea that I'm high
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Jack: did you do something that makes Vil-senpai upset?
Epel: maybe, why?
Jack: he told me to give this letter to you
Epel, reading out loud the letter: "dear Epel, I hope this letter finds you before I do."
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Deuce: I remember when I was 6, I got ahold of my mom's ID and it had an expiration date. I spent 3 hours crying because I thought she was set to die on that date. She asked me why I was crying but I didn't tell her because I was scared she would cry too.
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casual-unknown · 2 years
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Riddle: Are you insane?! Why do you beat up some of my students?!
Floyd: It's their fault. I already warned them that if I see their face again, I will beat them up.
Riddle: You're saying that when you're the one who breaks into Heartslabyul?!
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