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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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the twitter communists currently are getting mad because some random undergrads made an edible burrito tape bc they should instead be doing medical research

#people keep asking me about how my research will help climate change #like my brother in christ i went to space so that i wouldn’t have to think about climate change!! #i study uranus bc it’s cool not bc it’s helpful get OFF my dick

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isnt it so fucked up that hte worst angel had the cuntiest death wings

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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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If you think about it earthquakes are tectonic plates frotting and the lava coming out of the volcanos is cum

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you either die "if you say the angel is gay we'll take you out with the sniper", or live long enough to become "hey do you think you could just be bi for the rest of your life?"

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by the time you’re 25 you should know what substance you’re going to abuse forever

#alcohol 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 #continuing my proud family tradition of drinking problems 🩷🩷 #look i’m not an alcoholic but sometimes you have a shit day and the vodka is there for you #vodka my beloved you will never let me down

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one like and i’ll share the plot line of the 2hour-long spn series finale that lives in my head rent free

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Buying a car

English added by me :)

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#bad coffee #i physically can not go for longer than three hours without caffeine #on weekdays i generally have my last coffee like 5.30 or 6ish and then am in bed by 9.30 or 10 lol

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Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

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WE WERE RIGHT THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME

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They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

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sometimes u listen to some pop song from 2010 and realize oh my younger self is still in here

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#1 🩷 #if i am given an audience (and also sometimes to myself) i will yap indefiiitely