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do fic commenters know how Important and Powerful they are. like when someone tells u they actually laughed out loud or cried or screamed or buried their face in their pillow or something and ur just like.....i've done it....i have elicited a Physical Manifestation of Emotion....tf....i feel so powerful....

or when they tell you they stayed up late or read it at work or school when they weren't supposed to and you don't wanna encourage that but also......yeeEEEHAW

or when u get regular commenters on a wip and ur like brO bro??? you're still here? after all this time? even after i didn’t update for months?? 🥺

or when someone says it's their favorite fic and u just gotta lie in the floor and Emote for a while

or when they say the characters feel in character and u just disintegrate into glitter and blow away in the wind bc your purpose as a fic writer has been fulfilled,,,

yeah

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for @necromcom , two seconds before this

#woh #shl #wkx’s face LMAO

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wenzhou & their son 💕 + text posts (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16)

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a duck scared to dive

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Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

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reblog and put in the tags the reason why you cried the last time you did

#I was listening to Slipping Through My Fingers by abba in the middle of the night #thinking about how wwx didn’t get to see or be there for a-yuan growing up cause he died #and then coming back to a sizhui that probably doesn’t even remember the yiling patriarch that tried to be a father to him #thinking too hard about lan sizhui and wei wuxian makes me emotional I’m sorry I need to cry for a bit AGAIN #if this is something actually addressed in the novel I wouldn’t know I’m watching the donghua

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GIVE ME A CHARACTER;

and I’ll break their ass down:

How I feel about this character

All the people I ship romantically with this character

My non-romantic OTP for this character

My unpopular opinion about this character

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

#a fandom list for your convenience #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mdzs donghua #jujutsu kaisen #yuri!!! on ice #free! iwatobi swim club #haikyuu!! #sk8 the infinity #there’s other things I’m also a fan of but you’ll just have to ask and hopefully it’ll jog my memory #but this is all that comes to mind rn

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What your favourite mdzs/cql ship says about you

So, by absolutely nobody’s request I made a shitpost based on Eldena Doubleca5t’s awesome youtube videos. I included the link to the channel in the source because this post won’t show up if i put it here. Go give them a watch and then read this post in their voice because I swear to you it’ll be a 100% funnier

Also, these are absolutely NOT to be taken seriously. I was just procrastinating by taking the piss out of these characters. I’m not here to start any ship wars. I don’t even have a legit opinion on over half these ships ^^ (though I DID jokingly include why I ship some of these. You can guess which)

Lan Wangji / Wei Wuxian (cql)

You’re always a slut for period dramas.

Lan Wangji / Wei Wuxian (novel)

You’re always a slut for the exact OPPOSITE of period dramas, which is sexual tension culminating in kinky consensual dub-con sex and copious amounts of pda.

Nie Mingjue / Lan Xichen

Your ideal high-school romance is jock/nerd.

Lan Xichen / Jin Guangyao

You’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of devotion, deception and despair.

Wei Wuxian / Mo Xuanyu

You were looking at that tumblr memes about fucking your clone and thought “Mhh …”

Wei Wuxian / Wen Ning

You don’t understand people who say they wouldn’t date their best friend. Like, aren’t you best friends for a reason?

Wen Ning / Wei Wuxian / Lan Wangji

You either just wanted good things for Wei Wuxian (and really who wouldn’t?) OR you’re just … really horny.

Luo Qingyang / Jiang Yanli

You read mdzs and watched cql and each time a woman was in a scene you just thought “Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go ape shit?”

Wen Ning / Jiang Cheng

You are YuBin. (there’s a post on his Weibo. it’s brilliant)

Wei Wuxian / Xue Yang

You have a secret necrophilia kink that you won’t admit to under threat of torture.

Wei Wuxian / Wen Qing

You want a girlfriend who not only can kick your ass, but will do so upon request.

Wen Qing / Jiang Cheng

You are a firm believer in 👏 men 👏 getting 👏 pegged.

Baoshan-Sanren / Lan Yi

You are a lesbian who loves MILFs

Jin Zixuan / Jiang Yanli

You’re ideal relationship dynamic is sitcom-wife/sitcom-dad

Lan Wangji / Jin Zixuan

Your ideal date involves awkward silence and stilted conversation.

Wei Wuxian / Jiang Cheng

You’re really into sibling incest, but manage to pretend that you’re not.

Ouyang Zizhen / Jin Ling

You’re always a slut for grumpy “tough” boys who go soft for one ☝️ man.

Wen Qing / Jiang Yanli

Your ideal relationship dynamic is just girls bein’ friends, gals bein’ pals.

Jiang Fengmian / Yu Ziyuan

This is just the same joke as Wen Qing / Jiang Cheng  but you also have a strong fondness for MILFs

Lan Sizhui / Jin Ling

You got your start in online fandom shipping drarry.

Lan Sizhui / Ouyang Zizhen

You love soft boys (too good for this world, too pure) so much that one day you were like, “Hey! You know what’s better than one soft boy? Two soft boys!”

Lan Jingyi / Jin Ling

You’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being bullied.

Lan Sizhui / Lan Jingyi

That’s just the same joke as Wei Wuxian / Jiang Cheng, but you just can’t with all their trauma.

Song Lan / Xiao Xingchen

You don’t understand why anyone would care about a couple with a canonical happy ending when there’s a worst-timeline-au parallel ship right there.

Song Lan / Xiao Xingchen / Xue Yang

Based on my experience with this side of the fandom you‘re either into hardcore psychological horror or fluff so sweet it’s cotton-candy and there is no in-between.

Xue Yang / Xiao Xingchen 

That’s just the same joke as Song Lan / Xiao Xingchen / Xue Yang, but you never forgave Song Lan.

Jiang Fengmian / Wei Chanze

You’re a firm believer in keeping things ☝️ canon and keeping things ✌️ wholesome.

Yu Ziyuan / Cangse-Sanren

You love the dynamic of teenage Wangxian, but you’re also a lesbian.

Jin Guangyao / Xue Yang

You were absolutely fucking thrilled when be gay do crime became the hot new meme.

Jing Guangyao / Su She

You’re a firm believerin the inherent eroticism of class-solidarity.

Luo Qingyang / Wen Qing

Honestly, this is just the same joke as Luo Qingyang / Jiang Yanli, but you’re also into girls out-topping each other.

Madam Lan / Cangse Sanren

You just want good things for Madam Lan and really, who wouldn’t?

Wei Wuxian / Jiang Yanli

That’s just the same joke as Wei Wuxian / Jiang Cheng BUT you’re also heterosexual. 

Nie Mingjue / Jin Guangyao

Your new favourite meme is that exchange that’s like “go fuck yourself!” - “fuck me yourself, you coward!”

Nie Mingjue / Lan Xichen / Jin Guangyao

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of failed conflict negotiations and unsolved moral dilemmata.

Nie Huaisang / Wei Wuxian

You’re ideal date involves wacky hijinks after which PAIN ensues.

Lan Xichen / Nie Huaisang

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma.

Lan Xichen / Jiang Cheng

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma AND working through it together.

Wen Ruohan / Lan Qiren

I can’t say for sure that you wanna fuck dads, but you definetly want to fuck father figures.

Luo Qingyang / Luo Qingyang’s husband

You’re always a slut for characters who are in dire need of more screantime.

Lan Wangji / Jiang Cheng

You don’t understand why anyone would care about a happy marriage when there’s an unstable love/hate relationship to fuck around with.

Luo Qingyang / Lan Wangji

You … are Wei Wuxian

#these are fucking hilarious I love it #mdzs

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Has someone done this already?

#tgcf #tgcf novel #tgcf meme #beefleaf #shi qingxuan #ming yi #he xuan #I’m sorry but I had to #canon? i dont know her

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feng xin: if i were a greek god, who would i be and why?

mu qing: ares, dumb war god

xie lian: apollo? the divine archer

pei ming: obviously priapus for tHAT HUMONGOUS D—

#tgcf #tgcf meme #op please never apologize for being hilarious ever again

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this website was made by actual palestinians. it debunks myths, answers faqs and it also explains the history of palestine in detail for those who want to learn more. spread this instead of spreading carrds!!!!

decolonizepalestine.com

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/31240013

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Major Character Death

Category: Multi

Fandom: Jujutsu Kaisen

Relationships: Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji/Kugisaki Nobara, Fushiguro Megumi & Gojo Satoru

Characters: Fushiguro Megumi, Itadori Yuuji, Kugisaki Nobara, Gojo Satoru

Additional Tags: Fushiguro Megumi-centric, Non Canon Compliant, Major Character Injury, Blood and Injury, Mild Gore, Angst, Hurt No Comfort, Memories, Flashbacks, Bittersweet, Reminiscing, Hallucinations, Polyamory, Polyamory Negotiations, Implied Sexual Content, blink and you’ll miss it

Summary:

Definition: painful sensations that come from a body part no longer there.

Megumi knows what it’s like to love just as much as he knows how it hurts to lose.

Kudos and comments greatly appreciated!

#jujutsu kaisen #itafushikugi #itadori yuuji #fushiguro megumi #kugisaki nobara

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always thinking about how as immense as hua cheng’s love for xie lian is, xl loves him back just as intensely, just as overwhelmingly, helplessly, painfully much, so much that he can’t even hide it from anyone even in the slightest. 

his raw panic when he thought bwx had done sth to hc, how in the birthday extra he physically couldn’t stop thinking about hc for a single moment even though it was causing him physical pain, the way he reacted to hc fading away, how xl was really gonna wait for 800 years - 1000 - the rest of eternity for him, no matter how long it takes, bc hc had already waited for him for centuries. 

how xl is just as fiercely protective of hc as hc is of him, how he worries irrationally about hc even though he knows hc is a powerful ghost king. how hc makes him so incandescently happy and full to the brim with wild, incurable love, that he couldn’t do anything but say san lang’s name over and over when he found out hc had been wu ming all along.

#tgcf #tgcf spoilers #im not crying youre crying #will i ever find a love like hualian’s? no.

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Me blindly getting into TGCF through the donghua: Oh boy I hope they make another season! The setting is pretty cool and I didn’t know this was romance but I like where this slow burn is going, so I’ll go read the novel!

Me reading TGCF for the first time: How- how... are they going to animate this? Are they even going to? What about Book 2? BOOK 4???

#tgcf #tgcf novel #tgcf donghua #needless to say my emotions have been wrecked #will I ever find a love like hualian’s? no.

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do you ever drop foreshadowing in ur own writing and just go OOOHHhhhhoOOOHHooooOHHOOHHOOHHOO

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the experience of writing something, posting it, and then having people comment about their favorite parts through their eyes is just. such an incredible experience. it’s like getting to re-read your own writing again for the first time and it always gives me such a giddy feeling when people pick up on things i don’t realize i’m putting out. 

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So I dabbled in mememaking once again because 1. yes 2. I couldn't find the one I needed so please enjoy

#it is him #fu yao #yes