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my cat was so naughty at the vet last week she has a danger sticker on her file and i have to drug her both tonight AND tomorrow a few hrs before her appt. its not her fault though

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i got a nice copy of wuthering heights in my desperation to not read my horrible Current work book n im really excited about it but i feel a bit of trepidation annotating in a hard cover.. she feels really professional yk

[careerboyfriend]

as long as i dont think ahead more thn a few hours at a time i should make it through this week i am a machine i am a machine

#emotional whiplash crying otw to work and bartender started playing shfkwkd

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my besties dad said i was killing it in fortnite im gonna be riding this high for the next 6 months

#i think i scared them cos i just popped a shield bubble jr #and they one by one came in to fight me 💀 #im a sweat now.

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Do you ever miss a character from a show but not like in the way that you want to rewatch the whole show because theres so much stuff going on and thats not what youre looking for but you miss your boy

#season 3 episode 47 hxh

[careerboyfriend]

the sexual tension between me and the guy who tried to run me off the road

[careerboyfriend]

im acting like im gonna be tied up, waterboarded, and skinned alive instead of getting a free facial

[careerboyfriend]

was watching love island australia and we were chuckling cos a chick said shitting me off but we were real quiet when we realized we said pissing me off

#sorry aussies

[careerboyfriend]

tbh elder zosima pissed me tf off but i think it was mostly bc for hundreds of pages they were like omg he is going to die. he’s sooo close to death. mere hours. possibly minutes. and then they say multiple times how sudden his death is. you delusional ass monks. make up your mind.

#i was so happy when they moved tf on #sorry to the elder and his unusually rotten corpse #i did finish the book awhile ago but im still thinking about it. mostly about ivan but sometimes the elder as well

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I love music by straight women that is moving and genius and profound but you can tell the guy shes talking about is literally not ensouled and shes fucking completely imagining 95% of what shes talking about. I love your beautiful mind angel

#fiona apple

[careerboyfriend]

Ginger do u still have the tiktok of the guy going « you’re crazy » and the sexy one who followed his beloved for blocks into the library goes : « I’m fucking stupid » in the sexiest way possible

Always

#the things this vid did to my brain chemistry. insane

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im mad smoke shop guy made it awkward im supposed to get my blunt wraps and hit him w a so love dont live in this smoke shop no more?

#i may. #but idk if its universally funny or just to me

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#👆

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every day im like which tedious game to play today ^_^

#lumberjack game where i loterally run around and chop down trees and thats it or shiny hunting hummm

[careerboyfriend]

straight men are wearing shorts shorter than ME in my hoe garb lately

[careerboyfriend]

do you think your pet would send anon hate?

yes

no

i dont have a pet

#no she’d send it off anon

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#p