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car-table-offline · 16 days
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why removing day blockers is stupid reason number 536: you go visit the oil rig twice in one day. they make a whole big deal about how important it is that you need to train in between these visits and how, finally, you're ready for the second visit to the oil rig and you're there thinking yeah i was. i was there ten minutes ago.
also holy shit DC managed to get katja in ten minutes? and we know that because james has been having multiple dreams about her? he's gone to bed in the span of ten minutes repeatedly and is declared to have such trouble with these dreams that he can't sleep at all? in ten minutes? okie. whatever you say daddy sse writers.
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car-table-offline · 7 months
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lmao thank you! i appreciate it! and by god i wish i could even remember why i chose this username lmao
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Best username award! There isn’t much to say about this one, other than the fact that the person bringing home this award always makes me forcefully blow air out of my nose whenever I see their username.
@car-table-offline, please never change your URL, I live for it.
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car-table-offline · 7 months
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help what is going on in this comment section
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car-table-offline · 7 months
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i genuinely wonder if they're going to update him/the observatory when they update the hollow woods
but also they said "hollow woods" specifically, i don't even know if valedale is included in that. i hope it is. i know we're gonna learn more about it the closer it gets to release tho
they gave mario a whole new quest and gameplay after being ignored for sooooo long but they didn't bother to give him a makeover?? mario babygirl you deserve so much better
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car-table-offline · 8 months
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Sienna :)
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car-table-offline · 1 year
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You've got yourselves a petition, laddies.
I don't know if a petition will ultimately make any difference. However, it certainly wouldn't hurt to show SSE how much interest there is in the books and comics if they ever find themselves in a position where they can rehire some people.
My reach only goes just so far and I'm still not that great at places like instagram or twitter. So if people would like to spread the petition around, that would be lovely. 💕🙏
For those who might be lacking context for all this, I linked it before but I'll do it again. Post 1 | Post 2
And as a reminder for who made what: The books, of which Helena wrote many. And the site Elli stored all the SSO comics on.
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car-table-offline · 1 year
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— the lone ghost
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car-table-offline · 1 year
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— tall amongst the flowers
another show entry done! i'm super happy w how this came out
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car-table-offline · 1 year
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Willow! ♥ Comic that I’d love to have continued and characters I’d liked to have written a lot more about.
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car-table-offline · 2 years
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It's charlie it's charlie it's charlieeeee!!!
@discoverjorvik took the photos!!
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car-table-offline · 2 years
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Hey! So I’m new to tumblr and came her from Instagram 😭😂 We all know how Instagram is digging it’s own grave but oh well. From now on I’ll also keep sharing my work on here <3
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car-table-offline · 2 years
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sorry this tag got me
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okay i am completely out of the loop i feel, what's up with the "reclaim horse girl" thing...?
Quick recap, Starstable has a new campaign with the slogan "Reclaim horse girl". No one knows what this is.
Someone commented on their instagram announcement and asked them not to treat "horse girl" like it's a slur that can be reclaimed and several people suggested they use "Redefine horse girl" instead.
Star stable employee responded by saying "horse girl is essentially a slur"
They later apologized after "doing research and realizing this was wrong", but have not changed the slogan.
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car-table-offline · 2 years
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"We're sorry that you feel [that the n-word and the f-slur don't have the same impact of the term "horse-girl"]." is essentially what they said
like what the F U C K
also shitty quality but i replied to this one cause
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seriously. what the FUCK.
in 2022????? really?????????????????????
a term used to bully someone (like horse-girl, which I would similarly be called 'crazy' or 'weird' etc) never has and never will equate to a slur used to DEHUMANIZE someone
NOT STAR STABLE ONLINE CALLING HORSE GIRL A SLUR AND IN REPLIES SAYING "MOVEMENTS CAN CO-EXIST" IN CONTEXT OF BLM/LGBTQ+ MOVEMENTS AND THEIR MARKETING SCHEME 😭
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car-table-offline · 2 years
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Fawncy and Midsummer Birch babies. 🦌🌳
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car-table-offline · 2 years
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Rainbow horse contest entry spam. :> Couldn’t decide on which variant I liked best for the splash paint so I’m just gonna submit all three.
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car-table-offline · 2 years
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i’m an sso blog
i follow sso blogs for sso things
if you mix personal and sso stuff, that’s fine
but if you’re using your sso blog to post shit like jokes about “wife beating” and “lmao my dad abuses me it’s funny” you’re being blocked
it’s not funny, you’re immature, get some help
idc if this is harsh. life is cruel and im here for pixel ponies not reminders of what goes on and how it destroys people for the rest of their lives
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car-table-offline · 2 years
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what yall think
tempted to revamp my blog / clean it up so this becomes strictly shitpost, and make a separate one for aesthetics and photos 'cause the game is pretty
thots??
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