captainmoonballs

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my boyfriend said this would get notes

#dnd #ddlc #konosuba #5e #regular show #dungeons and dragons #d&d #screenshot #screenie

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they didn’t say many words, were probably going on 90, and took 2-3 whole minutes just kind of observing the card swipe instead of using it. i could not interfere with them. i was afraid even a simple word could turn them to dust in front of my eyes.

somebody came into my work that looked like this fuck but even more scrungly

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somebody came into my work that looked like this fuck but even more scrungly

#work #workplace #truly a girlboss #job #muppets #muppet #scrungly #scrungle #/threat

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Ok but on top of this, it is not the same as “the dream”. In “the dream”, you find bioncles at a store for a really good deal, but with my LPS equivalent, I’m always stealing them. I have never stolen an LPS from anyone in my entire life, but I always find a huge collection of used, unboxed LPS. Without fail, I plot to steal them. Am I the only one?????? I feel like I can’t be alone that someone has something similar?????? Maybe not the stealing part, but it’s never like they’re boxed, they’re always just someone’s huge collection??????? Aaaaaaaaa???????

Maybe I’m just a little wacky nutso banana mode and all alone :’)

For those who are familiar with “the dream” in the bionicle community, am I the only person with the LPS equivalent of that???? Help????????¿?

#littlest pet shop #lps #lpsblr #lps toys #lpscore #lps popular #pls help

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For those who are familiar with “the dream” in the bionicle community, am I the only person with the LPS equivalent of that???? Help????????¿?

#littlest pet shop #lps #lpsblr #lps toys #lpscore #lps popular

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Thought I might share. I'm making Cosplay Safety Buttons!

ORDER NOW! COSPLAY SAFETY BUTTONS!

Cosplay Safety Buttons : Glomp me not 

GREEN = GLOMPABLE! I am okay to glomp safe! GO WILD! But not too wild.

YELLOW = ASK ME! Please be sure to ask before glomping! You might be in a hurry or busy with something. 

 RED = NOT SAFE! Please DO NOT glomp me! My cosplay might be fragile or I might be having a bad day. 

PRE-ORDER NOW! 

Send me a note and I will put you down in my list. You do not have to pay right away. I am just collecting how many I need to make before replaying to each note asking which one they would like to order. 

$4 for a single button.

$10 for the whole set.

Designs by ~TheKaladisArtist

I have been hearing a lot of complaints about cosplayers being GLOMPed by the public and thought I should make these icons for such a thing. I love being a part of this community and hope this might help those cosplayers out while also trying to start up my own Cosplay Safety business. I would love your guys support on this! Thanks! 

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As a convention that is very aware of and actively trying to reduce or eliminate the harassment that some cosplayers receive, we think these could be a great idea. We support this initiative* and anyone who wants to wear these or something similar at DashCon. However, we’ll be doing our best to protect everyone at our event, regardless of whether or not they’ll be actively displaying their “glompability” status.

*DashCon is in no way affiliated with this seller. Any questions, comments, or concerns about the product should be directed at TheKaladisArtist, as we have no information beyond this post. DashCon assumes no responsibility in issues related to the purchase or subsequent use of this product.

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"i have nothing left to live for since my fantasy football failed me............................ goodbye........... world.................." *sits in waffle house for 15 hours to hopeful deteriorate his health*

twitter made this seem like a man was trying to kill himself very slowly by eating waffle house

#waffle house #waffle house fandom #twitter #twitter moment #trending #food #death #idek #i read the whole thing like he was staying in a waffle house for 24 hours on a bet btw #and then the bet would shorten if he ate waffles #like an hour per waffle consumed #bet #waffles #waffle #2021 #girlboss moment #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #truly a girlboss #happy pride month #pride #i think this is what happens in love simon maybe #i've never seen love simon #maybe this is what happens idk #i'm doubtful but perhaps #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq+ #lgbtqia+ #love simon

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twitter made this seem like a man was trying to kill himself very slowly by eating waffle house

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before the year 2021, you could've wrote a satirical article titled "someone overdoses at jojo siwa's pride party" and you would've gotten some chuckles at the sheer absurdity of it, but now we live in the year 2021. someone did do that. this is something that happened, and you can't stop that. you can't change that we live on this bitch of a planet no more than i can. the flow of time is unwavering, unforgiving, and someone overdosed at jojo fucking siwa's pride party.

#jojo siwa #pride #pride 2021 #anyways #i'm eating beef stroganoff #it's pretty good #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtq+ #lgbtqia #lgbtqia+ #pride month #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #girlboss moment #girlboss #gaslight #gatekeep

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god, i just want to be a fucking sea star, just chilling there. this will eternally piss me off.

#sea star #just thinking #i cant handle it #i cannot #i simply will not #aquamarine #why the fuck can’t i think of the term for the fucking sea nerds you know the ones #uuuuh #what are they fucking called #marinebiologist #marine biodiversity #yeah one of my friends is becoming one of those #I think even more than one person I know actually idk #anyways yeah #thoughts #sea life #sea #ocean

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oh boy ok,

on september 18, 2017, galactibun under their current user (which i still won’t mention just in case this brings up bad memories of being bombarded by random music news reporters lol) uploaded a collage of flame princess fanart, standard shit. it wasn’t like a crazy popular post by any means, but they’re a popular artist, so it got a decent amount of attention nonetheless. at this general frame of time, 6ix9ine was creating his album day69 and hired an artist to create cover art for it in the style of adventure time. on february 23, 2018, it releases. not certain to how or why, the artist he chose decided to trace the album art from galactibun’s fanart instead of making an original piece. the news drops a few months later that it was traced, and shit went kind of nutso bananas.

so yes, we do live in a timeline where a convicted p/dophile and gang member stole the art of a popular ex-musical fandom animatic creator. ama.

any of y’all ever think about how if hamilton was never popular, we wouldn’t have had galactibun/6ix9ine drama? idk just thinkin about it

#musical #musicals #musical fandom #fandom #fandom drama #shit's bananas #hamilton #hamilton fandom #hamilton fandom 2017 #2017 #2018

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any of y’all ever think about how if hamilton was never popular, we wouldn’t have had galactibun/6ix9ine drama? idk just thinkin about it

#hamilton animatic #hamilton #galactibun #2016 #2017 #2018 #drama #i miss the old days #hamilton fandom #hamilton fandom 2017 #animatic #i don't think i should tag this with their current user #that situation definitely sucked so please don't tag them either thanks #and fuck 6ix9ine that guy is beyond major asshole so y'know #but did anyone else feel super awkward when that news broke lmfao #wild stuff really

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the good ending

#trolley problem #trolley