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Reading a fic where Waxer's facial hair is called a "soul patch" and then wondering at the history of the word

In English, the name comes from jazz/soul musicians. Supposedly, they often wore it because it was more comfortable to play instruments like the trumpet when the skin there wasn't irritated by shaving or covering in stubble

Which implies that in the gffa this type of facial hair would be called

(Sorry-not-sorry for saying this)

A "jizz patch"

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A thing I love to do is telling prepper dudes that one of my disaster readiness skills is making stuffed animals. They never get it. Like, my dude, when things get very bad and we're all sharing overcrowded shelters, you're gonna want the power to comfort children. Trust me.

#IT HAS ELEPHANTS #ahem #resources #sewing

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Young and Beautiful // Lana Del Rey

if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

#web weave

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that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks

#if theres one thing atla got right #it was sticking the charismatic rebel leader and the angry exiled prince in a coffee shop #and letting them start swordfights about it

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I have the worst, most awful idea for a poll and the only reason I'm not cursing you all with seeing it is because it's nsfw and I try to keep that off this blog.

#zelenskyy and biden are disqualified for not being objectively awful #which leaves da silva. the only one with a good beard

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Send me a fandom and ill draw my favorite character from it

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#oh i am a fool

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#this guy is so much fun

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I saw your tags on the choking kink post and while I am in total agreement with you re: choking I was curious about your putting hair pulling in the same category. Care to say more?

Improper hair pulling can cause whiplash and damage your spine.

This is also why I prefer RACK (Risk Aware Consensual Kink) over Safe, Sane, Consensual; there's a number of things like hair pulling and choking that are a lot more dangerous than we think of them as, and I think a lot of the time SSC can serve to obscure the danger to newbies because "It's safe!" even when it's not.

#answers #tellingetienne #fun with RACKs

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#anything that dangerous is hard kink to me #hair pulling as well #its a COMMON kink but it is still hard kink #fun with RACKs

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btw i do think we should have more movies about lesbians who are fully realized complex characters who ultimately achieve happiness in ways they may not even necessarily deserve and get to ride into the sunset with their lover because lesbians deserve to know that a happy ending is possible despite how unrealistic it may seem and despite a world that doesn't understand or support them. and i think these movies should depict sex and fetish content because it's hot and because lesbians deserve to know that no matter how messy or "weird" their desire seems it's real and it's even worth celebrating. and if you don't agree. well. you should not be allowed to watch movies

#i want more movies like love lies bleeding and i want them Now

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Out of ideas? Need to try designing something new? Here’s some outfit prompts to inspire you!

Reblog, don’t repost!

#feel free to drop in a character or an oc too

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No see results, we die like artisans

#i mean clothes bc its so goddamn hard to find clothes i like + that fit me #but also idk where the lines between drawing and painting are

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watching people insist that dick grayson would post thirst traps and tiktoks and overshare online and accidentally reveal his secret identity because he’s open and honest and would never lie as if he doesn’t hate talking about himself and hides from the people he loves and rarely directly says what he’s thinking

u fool!! u have been tricked by the facade!!! a graysons nature is to perform!!

#yes exactly #bouncing off the walls

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He has a twitter but it's entirely just him informing the public that he's alive and survived the latest disaster to hit Gotham/Bludhaven

watching people insist that dick grayson would post thirst traps and tiktoks and overshare online and accidentally reveal his secret identity because he’s open and honest and would never lie as if he doesn’t hate talking about himself and hides from the people he loves and rarely directly says what he’s thinking

u fool!! u have been tricked by the facade!!! a graysons nature is to perform!!

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This is really embarrassing, but my inexpensive hobby is making searchable spreadsheets of things from comic book wiki pages. you want a spreadsheet of every fictional country ever appearing in a dc-owned comic so you can pull a random country in eastern europe out for your fic? i got that. i have one that catalogues every numbered universe published by dc (that ones messy and needs redoing). i'm working on one that has a one paragraph summary of each teen titans issue, arranged in the order they take place.

“i don’t know what to do with myself”

“find more hobbies!”

yes, having passions is important for filling time but also having the freedom to do so depends on both time and financial ability.

it’s a privilege to be able to engage in your interests.

#i really do need to make one of the marvel countries #and redo the universe ones #also filk #if you can find zoom circles. not as satisfying as in person ones but thers no travel costs

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3