give me women and give me swords | she/her or they/them | still drowning in asoiaf/got fandom | queer as fuck | ao3: captainellie | linktr.ee/captainellie
A spilling coffee/soup all over themselves by accident and starts panicking, so B helps them take off their clothes right when C walks in
^ “i’ll just..leave you two alone” “ITS NOT LIKE THAT C COME BACK”
getting set up for a blind date but turns out they’ve had a one night stand before
found family but they all actually hate each other.
^ and like when they’re slowly getting used to each other and showing affection in little ways; eg remembering birthdays
their friends being so convinced that they’re dating like refusing to accept that they’re not and even in mundane situations like folding clothes together “oh my god you guys are so cute” “WE’RE NOT TOGETHER FOR GODS SAKE” (they are)
unrequited love; “you’re like a brot-“ “no no no NO NO DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE”
“we..took that cab together because..we..,are..taking a woodwork class together” “*whispers* i thought you were a good liar” “shut up”
bad pick up lines x being totally oblivious about them and taking it 100% seriously
the surrender arm gesture thing while smiling my god
smiling like idiots please give me more of characters smiling like idiots
“i think..you don’t hate me” “what gave you that idea”
making out post saving the world. hm.
arguing and someone is just like “god can you both get a room already i’m trying to concentrate here”
“i-“ “shut up” “that was-“ “that never happened” “i don’t think this ego boost is ever going to fade” *throws their head back in exasperation*
#no buT like #what if she did die #would any god intervine #will those three coins she tossed and dudes she murdered in front of the weirwood tree come to play at some point #did she invoke some magic #why did Jaime get that dream to save her huh #what’s her role going to be #why is she important #apart from the obvious reasons #George I need answers
please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours
named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event