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captain-mozzarella · 9 days
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this is for until Friday
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Yoooo I made this a HHHHWHILE ago and I don’t think I posted it???? Anyways it’s from my tiny Louie O’Gilt au lmao
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captain-mozzarella · 10 days
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Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?
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captain-mozzarella · 11 days
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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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captain-mozzarella · 11 days
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through some kind of magical shenanigans you get transported to a typical fantasy world. you dont have to go on an adventure or anything but youre there now.
i saw a post like this and wanted to see what the results would be like if there were more options (even if its still limited by 12 possible answers)
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captain-mozzarella · 11 days
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@demolisherspork on tiktok soo talented
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captain-mozzarella · 12 days
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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captain-mozzarella · 13 days
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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy
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captain-mozzarella · 13 days
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captain-mozzarella · 14 days
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Dragons, with jobs
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Artist credit to Sandara Tang! The art is from a board game called Flamecraft.
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captain-mozzarella · 14 days
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Like to STAB
Reblog to STAB AGAIN
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captain-mozzarella · 14 days
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did you actually dissect a frog in school?
yes (usamerican)
yes (non-usamerican)
no (usamerican)
no (non-usamerican)
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captain-mozzarella · 15 days
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Melody of moominvalley brain rot HHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THEM
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captain-mozzarella · 18 days
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there are many benefits to being a marine biologist
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captain-mozzarella · 20 days
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captain-mozzarella · 21 days
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so many people act like obi-wan is the gremlin and cody is the one holding his backpack leash but in reality they're BOTH gremlins holding each other's backpack leashes because the only fully hinged people in star wars are mace windu luminara unduli and owen lars
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