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posting this to everyone on tumblr can see it too

#me core

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please don't scry on me right now im jerking off

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how much money have you spent on tattoos in dollars?

1. 1-99

2. 100-499

3. 500-999

4. 1000-1999

5. 2000-2999

6. 3000-3999

7. 4000-4999

8. 5000-9999

9. 10,000+

10. i don't have any tattoos

#probably ~£200-£300 over 4 tattoos?

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

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Me in 2018: I can't thirst post that's embarrassing

Me now: I know he nuts loud and abundant

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in the club, straight up "thinkang it". and by "it", lets just say. my thouts

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die girlies reading this 🥰

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hey girl i mean any pronouns

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

#10:28am #driving back to uni and getting to see my partner!

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Knowledge Revenge.

#AUABSJSBSBSV #dungeon meshi

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You deserve food no matter what. It doesn't matter how many times you've eaten or how "healthy" it is.

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i think the most important thing for being good at sex is having a personality. it doesn’t have to be a good one, u just have to commit to the bit

#sex is also like wrestling for many other reasons #<- prev hehe

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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

#GOD

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hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

#zoology

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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds