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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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are they really “fem presenting” or do they just have boobs. are they really “masc presenting” or do they just have facial hair

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Buck: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

Eddie: The afterlife, I guess.

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Oh no I’m regressing back into my 2014 self

Back to tumblr and cutting my hair at 2 am

#ftm #fandom #saywecanfly #swcf #2000s emo #emocore #emo boy #2014 aesthetic #2014 nostalgia

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bringing this back in light of recent events because it sums up exactly what I care about

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having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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on september 15, 1967, spock and kirk gave birth to a beautiful baby girl named slash fanfiction

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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

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I didn’t spend my formative years on tumblr and watching ion every day for you to tell me I would not be good at profiling everyone

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

#law and order svu #law and order organized crime #csi miami #criminal minds #ion marathon

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through heaven and hell

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Maybe that’s the only way I can have a healthy mental state

they want to take everything away from us

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people