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Facts about your body after you turn 25, AKA things I wish someone had told me:

you will get hair in fun new places. this is normal and fine.

these places include (but are not limited to) if you don't already have them: your asscrack, your back, your ears, and moles. it's fine.

some of you, dick or not, will also lose hair. this is normal, but also if you have ovaries maybe get this checked out for PCOS.

your acne will probably change. some people get better. some people get worse. it's fine.

your nails will probably get an infection or a fungus at least once in your life. this is fine. (but also let your doc know).

how you gain and lose fat and where you do so will change. this is fine.

how you smell will change. this is fine. (fishy or rotten smells mean doctor time though)

if you have a prostate: it gets harder to pee. prostates enlarge as you age (get this checked regularly). this is fine.

if you do not have a prostate: it gets easier to pee but not in a good way. as in as you get older, your pelvic floor muscles tend to lose some of their strength. this makes it harder to keep pee in. this is fine.

all breasts and pectorals eventually sag, with the rest of your body. this is fine.

a decent percent of the population will experience a cyst at least once. some of you will make up for the rest with multiple. this is fine, but keep them checked out by a doctor. (sometimes this is a condition! get checked for that too!)

almost half of everyone gets hemorrhoids. it's a good idea to just expect them since your chances of getting them get higher the older you are. your toilet will look like a murder scene. definitely get your booty checked out BUT this is almost always perfectly normal. just eat more fiber. "but I already-" eat more fiber. and maybe suck it up and buy some hemorrhoid cream, you'll thank me later.

yes, this means you will probably need to make an appointment for a doctor to see your butthole. it's okay. not only do they really not care but 1. they've seen weirder that day and 2. they'd far rather you see them now than later when it's been going on for forty years and now it might be colon cancer. it's okay. consider it a rite of passage.

adults need more sleep than children. don't believe the myth that you need less than they do. that is capitalist propaganda to make you give up more of your life to the work grind, comrade.

vitamins and medicine, something you are more likely to take as you get older, sometimes make the toilet turn weird colors. it's okay.

if you still have your tonsils and get those little stones and get sore throats more than once a year you should plan on getting those suckers out before the tonsils cause an infection and go septic. if you're getting stones at all you should get those reevaluated every year, especially if the stones are bigger than a needlehead (or get bigger over time). it's gross and yucky. I don't care. get them looked at before you end up in the hospital.

you'll probably need to add foot support to your shoes if you don't already do. this is fine.

your body changes. sometimes it can feel sorta weird and upsetting that it isn't what it used to be. that is okay, and it is okay to be upset. just know that this is normal, it's normal to be upset or not upset, but don't let it hinder your quality of life. trans or cis, there is a certain level of acceptance you just gotta give your body and forgive your body for as you get older. it's okay.

it's okay. I promise.

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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh

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OFMD resources

*if you’re seeing this post through a reblog then go to the original post for the most up-to-date links

Panels

Google drive for the C2E2 2022 panel (Con & Nathan)

Google drive for the ECCC 2022 panel (Con, Nathan & Kristian)

Google drive for the ECCC 2023 panel (Vico, Samba & Rhys)

Google drive for the C2E2 2023 panel (Vico, Samba & Kristian)

Google drive for the MCM 2023 panel (Con, Nathan & Kristian)

Google drive for the Outfest/Outfronts panel 2023 (Taika, Rhys, Vico, Nathan & Con)

Google drive for the Supercon 2023 panel (Con, Nathan & Kristian)

Google drive for Don't Tell My Mother with Vico 2023

Season 1

Google drive for season 1 (not mine, but lmk if it's taken down)

Google drive for season 1 with German dubs shared by @rainbowbonnet [tumblr post]

Season 1 with English captions: (split up cause I'm not paying for extra storage lmao)

Episode 1-4

Episode 5-8

Episode 9+10

Season 2

Our Flag Means Brainrot (18+ Discord) will be streaming season 2!

@tzikeh will be uploading the 2nd season!

adaisgay_ will be uploading the 2nd season! (Direct Google drive link in case the tweet doesn’t work)

Season 2 with English captions

More info coming!

Behind the scenes stuff

@ourflagmeansbts - my bts blog posting daily bts

BTS Google drive

BTS Video

Other stuff

Stede Bonnet: A Fucking Pirate Musical (not ofmd but yk)

Newark, Newark season 1 episode 1

my yt channel where you can find instagram lives and bts videos etc.

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i hate that hbo max is only available in a small number of western countries but it is kinda amusing that the only way i can consume ofmd is through piracy

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I was checking Barbie's page on imdb and I saw this and i couldn't stop laughing.

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TW flash warning (gif) !!

@ the entire gomens fandom. you have seen nothing

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Six bankruptcies, 3500 lawsuits. TrumpU.

Buried Ivana at his golf course.

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“and the thing is, dan and phil™ was good. i get it, if you're someone that never watched the videos, maybe just heard about them and thought it was annoying, but the real ones, they know. if you're there, watching, we did some real good funny original shit!”

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fob making a song called uma thurman and then having a song with ethan hawke in it we've come full circle

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fob is the best band because their ripped straightedge metalhead drummer who could destroy anyone in a fight is also the babygirl of the band who they all adore

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FLU GAME'S DA NA NA NA'S DO YOU HEAR ME

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Ok yeah maybe you can tell Patrick is into scoring now.

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I Am My Own Muse fucks severely

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