Chat: Am I in trouble?
Ladybug: Take a guess.
Chat: No?
Ladybug: Take another guess.
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Marinette: Is something burning?
Adrien: Just my love for you.
Marinette: Adrien, the toaster is on fire.
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Chat: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Ladybug: Chat, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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Ladybug: You’re right.
Chat: That's... That’s an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Marinette: Can you be serious for five minutes?
Chat: My record is four. I think I can do it
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Ladybug: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Chat: It’s not a joke.
Chat: *sniffles*
Chat: I’m a legit snack.
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Marinette: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Adrien's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...
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Chat: I didn’t do that.
Ladybug:
Chat: Oh, THAT!
Chat: Yeah, I did do that.
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Police officer: I need you to step back, miss.
Chloe: Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous! Do you know who my father is?
Police officer: Why? Your mom didn't tell you?
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Adrien: You have to apologize to Marinette
Chloe: Fine.
Chloe: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Chat: I made tea.
Ladybug: I don’t want tea.
Chat: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Ladybug: Then why are you telling me?
Chat: It is a conversation starter.
Ladybug: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Chat: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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Alya: Adrien isn’t answering their phone
Marinette: I’ll call
Alya: Nino and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Adrien: Hello?
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Chat: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Ladybug: Oh, you’ve been?
Chat: Once. In Monopoly.
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Nino: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Alya: Next time you’re working out do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Marinette: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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Rena Rouge: Carapace, I'm sad.
Carapace: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Chat: Ladybug, I'm sad.
Ladybug, nodding: mood.
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Adrien: Shut up!
Marinette: Or what?
Adrien: Or I’ll marry you.
Marinette:
Marinette: *starts yodelling*
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Chat: So I was just wondering if you wanted to go out with me?
Ladybug: Yes.
Chat: You’ll come aro- WAIT DID YOU SAY YES
Ladybug: Um, yes?
Chat: OMG HOLD ON BRB
Chat: *dashes off*
Ladybug:
Ladybug: ... so should I leave ooor
Ladybug:
Chat: *comes back dragging Carapace behind him*
Chat: Say it again
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