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buffskierights
Buff Jaskier Rights
Witcher sideblog. Co-CEO of buffskier with @jaskicr AO3 is KHansen and I take fic prompts here. Prompts are: CLOSED
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buffskierights · 4 days ago
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My most controversial opinion yet: Dandelion is good at sex and Jaskier is TERRIBLE
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buffskierights · 8 days ago
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The Witcher Ladies Appreciation Week Day 4: Favorite Quote
“Seen and adored with everyone watching.”
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buffskierights · 8 days ago
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Don’t we already know that women are powerful? That they crack and burn like fire? That they could crack open the sky like lightning? Their anger is a beauty to behold, their fury a sublime destruction. There is nothing more natural than a woman’s rage. (Quote credit) WITCHER LADIES APPRECIATION WEEK (5/5) Weapon Of Choice - Sorcery, Swords or Words
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buffskierights · 8 days ago
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happy 5 years to this beautiful, beautiful game :)
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buffskierights · 8 days ago
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the heart of the hill
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buffskierights · 8 days ago
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comm for @mateodoodle finished on stream!! thank you to everyone who came to chat n watch^^
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buffskierights · 10 days ago
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A Witcher’s Heart Update
Check out the new chapter here.
Here’s a teaser:
He needed to get out.  
The urge was visceral, born on the wings of anxiety and heartbreak.  As soon as it slipped into his thoughts, it seemed to take root, steadying his madness into motivation.
Jaskier looked around and tried to decide if anything was worth the effort of taking with him.  He was too weak to manage carrying anything but the necessities and didn’t want to slow his escape any more than it already would be.  Decision made, he grabbed a pair of pants laying over a nearby chair and dragged them awkwardly, painfully, up his legs.  The effort left him sweating and clammy with lingering weakness, but he had plenty of experience ignoring such things.
The loose sleep shirt was deemed good enough to get him back to Oxenfurt where he could attempt to reclaim his older belongings from storage.  He ignored the voice in his head that reminded him of the last time he’d been at the university, overjoyed to put it behind him in favor of the dream of the coast.  A final adventure after a lifetime of longing.
He was sure Valdo and the rest of his competitors there would be quick to remind him of how ridiculous the notion was.  Worse would be the well-meaning students and friends who would assure him that heartbreak always led to better songs.  After all, ‘Her Sweet Kiss’ had been enough to gain him a comfortable position at any court he chose.
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buffskierights · 12 days ago
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Crust punk ciri
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buffskierights · a month ago
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Yennefer and Ciri - Mother and Child
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buffskierights · a month ago
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"We could head to the coast"
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buffskierights · a month ago
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if i had a funky, well-dressed bisexual bard following me around and composing songs in my honor to repair my shattered reputation while desperately pining for me, i would simply not yell at him on top of a mountain and blame him for all that went wrong in my life for the past twenty years. rip to geralt of rivia but i’m different.
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buffskierights · a month ago
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Hc that Geralt actually adores color. He never wears it himself because he doesn’t feel like he deserves good things/he doesn’t want to ruin this thing that makes him happy by “soiling” it. But he loves color. It’s one of the biggest reasons he was drawn to Jaskier in the first place, why he hadn’t left the tavern when the irritating bard had begun singing. He’s just wanted to watch him flit, watch the blue and red on his doublet swirl and look alive.
Of course, he’d ended up adopting the bastard bard. Still, one of his favorite things about Jaskier is how colorful he is; it’s tempting, being so close to bright things and wanting to see himself donned in all manners of colors but he doesn’t deserve it. He deserves darkness. Death. Destiny. Heroics is a laugh.
Eskel knows about this, about how Geralt’s eyes will linger on bright clothes and jewelry. He knows his brother feels unworthy of such things and he hasn’t figured out how to push it. Yet. 
Lambert has an idea. Eskel is always cautious when Lambert has an idea, but he’ll admit, as awful as this idea is, it’s a worthwhile one. There’s a bard loose in Kaer Morhen and they’re about to use him to his fullest extent. 
Contrary to popular belief, Geralt does wear clothes outside of black. He has plenty of white clothes stored and worn in the keep. Lambert, master of all things chemicals, takes the job on himself. Jaskier is very in on it as long as they don’t ruin his silks, always up to cause mischief even if he doesn’t exactly know why. 
The wash water swirls blue, and Geralt’s white shirt comes out the color of the sky. Eskel lays it out to dry, and Jaskier can’t wait to see Geralt’s reaction.
He doesn’t expect to see him nearly tear up. He wears it with a scowl of course, eyes grim but Jaskier glances at him smoothing a palm against his now-blue shirt with a gentle touch, eyes soft. Jaskier knows why now. 
Thus starts the slow process of bullying Geralt into colorful clothes. Most of his white shirts end up yellow, purple, green, or his favorite, red. They’re all in on it, Geralt playing along because he loves it and it’s not like he’s willingly buying clothes to don himself, it’s just ‘cause he’s being forced to, of course. Vesemir buys him a wonderful set of rainbow socks for the winter that hug up Geralt’s calves and settle at the base of his thighs.
Eskel brings him a headscarf, silky soft for his hair. “So it doesn’t frizz. This is the only color they had, sorry.” It’s a gorgeous mulberry purple, and Geralt wears it to sleep every night. Lambert perfects his dyeing technique, stocking the old keep will vibrant powders and liquids; none of his shirts are white anymore, and his closet has a collection of any color nameable. Jaskier buys him new leather gloves, their seams stitched with the colors of grass and dotted with wildflowers that wrap up his fingers. 
Geralt may not feel he deserves this, but they show him that he does and he slowly grows to accept, love, and enjoy it. 
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buffskierights · a month ago
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jaskier in just the gayest little suit, as suggested by @witchertrashbag
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buffskierights · a month ago
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ok Geralt
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buffskierights · a month ago
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if geralt had a fb this is the only thing he would post
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buffskierights · a month ago
Hi! I took your “what your taste in men says about you” quiz and was wondering if you’d be ok with someone making a “what your taste in women says about you” quiz with credit for the idea.
Yeah definitely! If I had another 5 hours to sink into this I’d do it myself but already the man quiz was a huge time eater. Send me the link when you’re done!
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buffskierights · a month ago
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i made a quiz. it’s a good quiz. i spent 5 hours on this quiz. please take this quiz.
what your taste in men says about you
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buffskierights · a month ago
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that one part in the books where yen makes sure geralt gets paid fairly
that’s what entire second season gonna be like right
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buffskierights · a month ago
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concept: yennefer is convinced that jaskier is some kind of non-human based purely on the fact that she feels strangely drawn to him and makes several attempts to unearth his true identity... only to ultimately realize he is just a regular guy and she just has appallingly bad taste in men
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buffskierights · a month ago
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International Women’s Day was yesterday and I forgot I had a tumblr until today but please enjoy the Wild West edit of Tennefer I made specifically for my discord server’s icon
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