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Loki: *walking in to find Mobius writing tally marks on a whiteboard*

Loki: What is this?

Mobius: I’m marking down every time you have lied today.

Loki: This is absolutely absurd! I am many things, but a liar is not one of them!

Mobius: *puts down another tally*

#marvel universe #Loki #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel #mcuuniverse #mcu universe #marvel cinematic universe #mobius #lokius

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*Bucky asleep in the common room*

Y/N: A wema way, a wemy way, a wema way, a wema way…

Bucky: god not again..

Clint: In the jungle…

Bucky: no.

Scott: The mighty jungle…

Bucky: NO!

Y/N, Clint, Scott: THE WHITE WOLF SLEEPS TONIGHT!!!

Bucky: go. to. hell.

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Peter: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Peter: *punches wall*

Peter:

Peter: Take me to the hospital.

#mcu #mcu universe #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel #marvel universe #marvel cinematic universe #peter parker

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Tony: Hey, Steve? Do you now how to raise a spider boy while also raising your own child?

Steve: Uh-

Tony: Yea, me neither.

#tony stark #Peter stark #Steve rogers #mcu #mcu universe #marvel #marvel universe #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect marvel quotes

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Bucky: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

#bucky barnes #Bucky barnes needs a hug #mcu #mcu universe #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel #marvel cinematic universe

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This isn’t Marvel related AT ALL but this is just too hilarious to not post-

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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Tony with Peter’s milkshake: Here ya go kid.

Peter: Wow, thanks Mr. Stark! This is grea- wait it’s chocolate.

Tony: I thought you asked for chocolate?

Peter: No I wanted vanilla.

Tony, 10 minutes later, coming back with a vanilla milkshake: Here.

Peter: Thanks! Wait there’s no whipped cream-

Tony, whispering: Drink the goddamn shake, Peter.

#Tony stark #Peter stark #father son duo #mcu #mcu universe #marvel #marvel universe #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect marvel quotes

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(I apologize in advance for how long this one is)

Thor, writing a letter to Loki: *sharpens pencil* Dear Loki-

Thor: *crumples up the paper* Nah.

Thor: *brings out pen and ink* Dearest buddy-

Thor: *crumples up the paper* mmm.

Thor: *slams a fucking typewriter down* To my best companion-

Thor: *chucks the typewriter behind his head and exhales*

Thor: *inhales, setting down the laptop* Dear Loki, you are not only my brother, but my best friend. You are not ugly, your face is fine. I feel utterly horrible about what happened today. I hope we don’t stop being friends over this. I hate to see you upset over this, because when you cry, I cry. May we never let this happen again. Your best buddy, Thor.

Thor: … Yea I’m not sure. *deletes email*

#Thor #Loki #mcu universe #mcuicons #mcu #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel cinematic universe

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Tony: *eating*

Banner: *looks at his plate* That doesn’t really look like a very balanced diet. What about your greens?

Tony: All of the animals on this plate were vegetarian.

Banner: You really shouldn’t be eating that. Too much greasy food is bad for your digestive system.

Tony: *dumps food in the trash* Happy now?

Banner: That was really wasteful.

Tony: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

#banner #Tony #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel universe #mcu #mcu universe #marvel #marvel cinematic universe

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Sam: Bucky, you need to stop staring at people. It shows that you care about their comfort.

Bucky: Ugh, fine.

Bucky: *closes eyes*

Sam: … I’m done.

#Sam Wilson #Bucky barnes #Bucky has a staring problem #mcu #mcu universe #marvel cinematic universe #marvel #marvel universe #incorrect marvel quotes #tfatws

[buckybonky1918]

Drax: What does a man do when life gives him lemons?

Mantis: M-make lemonade?

Drax: No. HE SQUEEZES THEM RIGHT BACK INTO LIFE’S EYES.

#drax #mantis #gotgv2 #marvel #marvel universe #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu universe

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ACTORS CAST IN MULTIPLE ROLES IN THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE: LAURA HADDOCK as Autograph Seeker in CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011) + Meredith Quill in GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (2014)/GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 (2017) KENNETH CHOI as Jim Morita in CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011) + Principal Morita in SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING (2017) GEMMA CHAN as Minn-Erva in CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019) + Sersi in ETERNALS (2021) ENVER GJOKAJ as Young Cop in THE AVENGERS (2012) + Daniel Sousa in AGENT CARTER (2015 - 2016) ALFRE WOODARD as Miriam in CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR (2016) + Mariah Dillard in LUKE CAGE (2016 - 2018)

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Enemy: You better have some kind of escape plan, right now.

Bucky: Oh, better than that. I have a best friend right here who’s always ready to save my skin!

Steve: *not there*

Bucky, to the enemy: … Just do what you gotta do.

#mcu #Bucky Barnes #Steve rogers #duo #marvel cinematic universe #mcu universe #marvel #marvel universe #incorrect marvel quotes

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Peter: Take back what you said!

Tony: I would if it wasn’t true! There’s no point in you taking piano lessons, you have short fingers. It’s a waste of my money.

Peter:

Peter: … Then what do you suggest I play?

Tony: Maracas.

Peter: *sobbing*

#father son duo #Peter stark #Tony stark #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #marvel universe #mcu universe

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Peter: *being chased by monsters in a library*

Peter: *screaming and pulling on books* WHERE ARE THE SECRET PASSAGES WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!

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Thor, to Loki: I can’t believe you were suspended for being too dangerous!

Frigga: Well, I can’t believe you just ditched school without a proper excuse!

Thor: If Loki gets to skip out on school, so do I.

#Frigga #Thor #Loki #mcu #mcu universe #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel cinematic universe #marvel universe

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Anyone: Glad to finally meet you, Loki!

Loki: *stabs them*

Them: He seems to have a few issues!

Thor: It’s not his fault! He’s been turned evil by loneliness!

#mcu #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #Loki #Thor #marvel cinematic universe #mcu universe