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brownheadedcowbird · 2 days
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I love this stupid animal.
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brownheadedcowbird · 2 days
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The Beast that Bothers
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brownheadedcowbird · 4 days
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brownheadedcowbird · 4 days
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Ik there are usamericans following me I have a question for yall , what the fuck do y'all even eat . Like . The typical huge greasy American breakfast has to be an exaggeration but I really can't think of meals that don't contain stuff exclusive to my country and do you guys even have that honestly
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brownheadedcowbird · 4 days
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What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas
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brownheadedcowbird · 8 days
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brownheadedcowbird · 8 days
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I am American. I love beer and hotdog and hamburger. Country music is fun to listen to. I often see combines on my drive home. Golden retriever divorce diet coca cola
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brownheadedcowbird · 8 days
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I saw a post going around about what ppl do (job, study) and levels of “success” and expressed satisfaction varied wildly so I’m curious…do you think you’re living up to your potential?
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brownheadedcowbird · 11 days
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you go kitty
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brownheadedcowbird · 18 days
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it’s crazy how i don’t know what any of you do for school/uni/work? who are you guys outside of tumblr? what do you work as?? 
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brownheadedcowbird · 18 days
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Poor old grizzly bear not a fan of a fan of thunder and lightning.
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brownheadedcowbird · 20 days
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Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women
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brownheadedcowbird · 20 days
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brownheadedcowbird · 22 days
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knuckle tat ideas
FULL BUSH
YAOI YURI
BUTT STUF
SPAM CALL
WARM BEER
GUNK SLOP
FROT TAGE
SELF HARM
LOVE WINS
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brownheadedcowbird · 25 days
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are u ever sick w longing. and i don't just mean romantic longing. i mean longing for a place you barely get to see, longing for friends you no longer have, longing for feelings you might have left behind in your childhood, longing for creativity, longing for a rich and more expansive life, longing for less inhibition. longing for more passion. longing for ur life to be so incandescent w something it thaws all the frost in ur bones. are u ever so consumed w it it rends ur heart in two. do u understand me
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brownheadedcowbird · 26 days
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It's stupid that smoking has to be bad for you bc it's such a great affectation otherwise. Gives you an excuse to go sit outside and motivation to do so regardless of weather. Great thing to do if you're nervous at parties as an alternative to drinking. The thrill of putting fire near your mouth. Really sucks how it causes a plethora of health problems.
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Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid. 
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