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bright-black-mirror · 2 months
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y'know how in some areas like south asia, the caribbean, and so on, feral dogs are a serious pest issue, and some people kill them, eat them, etc? and yknow how that fact absolutely horrifies people in countries like the US? i wonder how many of those dog defenders fucking hate pigeons.
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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MI6 has found evidence pointing to an immortal being known as Emrys, they have complied pictures and people encountered over the past hundred years.
Many speculate that this being is “Merlin” from the supposed legend of King Arthur.
Latest sighting, Near the lake of Avalon
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SPEAK TO ME!
i need merlin stans to follow me because i love merlin and I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH
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I bought green and blue lipstick, but your right purple is also needed
Found the purple lipstick. Good, though I don’t need it for a couple of months.
However, I do needs pants in 10 days
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I’m not alone!
my blog aesthetic doesn’t have a name It’s just me walking around picking up pebbles like “ooh this one’s pretty” “ooh this one’s pretty” “ooh this one’s pretty”
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Me explaining my trauma
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When you meet someone with a similar flavor of crazy @nickpremium
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Long ago, when the water was hard, and the sky leaked. The world wanted life. It wanted children, company, and companionship. Giving its heart into the sky, to drink in its nourishment, to learn how to bathe in stars
When it’s heart came back, the world beheld its child. A Daughter with horns as smooth as babies skin, hard as diamonds, and shimmering iridescent. Her Eyes shifted in color, one blessing into another in a hypnotic display, with green hair gently framing her gently smiling face. The World beheld it’s Daughters rich brown skin, warm and full of nourishment. And wrapping gracefully around the child’s body were golden wings, with shocks of black littered through he dangerously sharp feathers.
The World smiled at its child, releasing its tight clasp on life. For in giving its heart, it forfeited its own life. But, as it felt it’s soul drifting away the World gave its daughter one last gift. Cloaking her is a watery vail and cloak, warning it’s young child “Life is cruel, and many will try to steal you away for your beauty. This cloak will cover your ethereal radiance, until you have learned to rely on no one for your worth and joy.”
The Daughter cried as her Parent whom she had barely known left. And to herself wept:
My soul it weeps, My heart will keep,
Your memories close, from you I rose.
As she sang, she let forth her power, and from her sprang forth the earth as we now know it, full of life, but tainted by the pain of lose. And all creatures fear to be alone, as did the Daughters Parent.
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Mother by AnatoFinnstark
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You are precious and I love you
tumblr let me have my header image p l e a s e
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I think your brain is concerned about you.
And that’s coming from someone sitting in a Psych Ward
Just had a dream I was back in high school and we had to take a test on Antarctica before we could graduate. It was really easy questions like is it the north or south pole and what animals live there so I was just zooming through it til this girl interrupted. Not certain if it was the twin who was mean to me or the quiet one but I hadn't interacted with her since like 5th grade, so either way weird that she came up to me. She goes "wow you're only just now doing the Antarctica test? most people's parents sign them up for that before they even get to high school let alone senior year" and I make some joke about my parents not being the best but I'm honestly super confused because I literally had never heard of this test before today wdym everyones already done it? I assume she's leaving so I get back to my test but then she says something along the lines of "well at least they gave you good genetics, you're really pretty" and me unable to take a compliment even in dream state says back "doesn't mean much without any confidence" and she looks surprised for a moment then gives me the softest saddest smile and walks away as I'm waking up. Brain wtf
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bright-black-mirror · 2 years
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Writing prompt:
Two ghosts meet in the after life and after talking realize they both have a spouse they left behind. They both are worried their spouses may not have moved on and so return to the living world to get her to help them find love again… with each other. Ghost shenanigans ensue. Regardless of weather the living spouses end up together, the ghosts end up together.
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bright-black-mirror · 2 years
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I want a tall boyfriend? 
NOOOOOOO, you misunderstand. I want a tall boy friend. because I have insane ideas, but am too short to reach the top shelf at W*l-m*rt and have commitment issues
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bright-black-mirror · 2 years
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It’s really sad to think about how I will probably never directly see my own skull
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bright-black-mirror · 2 years
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Sleep is for fools and I am court jester
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bright-black-mirror · 2 years
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Don’t microwave water bottles, I Know they SEEM like a good heat pad, but plastic it turns out melts
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