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me personally, I pause mid reading rpf and dm celebrities to get their permission to bust and if they don't reply I kill myself

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really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

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THE TERROR ▸ 1.09 the c, the c, the open c

#The Terror #Tozer #this scene made me go feral over him ngl

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Gorillaz Noodle gouache commission ❤️

#Gorillaz #noodle #inspirational

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Two Women Engaged in Sexual Intercourse in a Neoclassical Canopied Bed. Etching, ca. 1780. via JSTOR

#art #queer stuff #hot DAMN #love old queer art

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I made a magnolia tea latte so good I'm having a religious experience at my desk

this is a PSA to go steal some magnolia flowers from your neighbor's yard TODAY

#magnolia #cooking #recipe #useful

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via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

#frog #happy tag #looooove this

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Lord William Blakeney & Dr. Stephen Maturin Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)

#master and commander #aubreyad #love these

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“Since we’re all dressed quite similarly, it reduces the bandwidth of the palettes, in terms of both color and body language. So when someone does make a gesture, especially with the physical mores of the time, it really lands. If someone takes someone else’s hand, that physical contact is very charged.” -Tobias Menzies

#The Terror #Fitzier #yeaaaaaaaah baybeeeeeeeeee

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Wow dude what the fuck.

#The Terror #Adam Nagaitis #more people need to know Adam's thoughts on Hickey honestly

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I don’t know who this guy is but I’m obsessed with him and have been scrolling through his reviews for the past half hour

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"i hate small talk. you are a stranger. why the fuck would i want to talk about the weather with you"

i may be a deeply introverted and asocial individual, but even i recognize how many relationships have started with a single innocuous question, forged in the fire of an ember lit by humoring it with an answer.

humans make small talk, because small talk can grow.

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Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.