boyfriend-dot-xml

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

Plug in your nightlights mf

“Bep skebop!”

Nah, I think I’ll pass— I’m not that tired! Plus, I don’t think I’ve had nightlights since I was, like, five, anyways!

#*volume up! 🔊 #*int: anon 🕶️

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

ok i sent that fries ask an actual fucking week ago are you ok mod

[ I’m sorry :( I’ve been super busy this week, plus I made a new blog, and I’m only managing to get to my asks now! I’ll try to be quicker in the future, I’m sorry! ]

#*special effects! (mod ellie) 🎶 #*int: anon 🕶️

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

🍕

“Bop bedahp!”

Hell yeah, pizza! You’re the best, weird anonymous gray guy!

#*volume up! 🔊 #*int: anon 🕶️ #tw food

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

*dumps a bunch of fries onto a plate*

are these the world's most crispy fries? let's find out

*stares into your soul until the end of everything as we know it*

“Beep op!”

...uh... you do you, man! If you want to share your fries with me, that’s awesome, but I’m not exactly the world’s expert on crispy fries, y’know?

#*volume up! 🔊 #*int: anon 🕶️

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

i'm gonna rob u and ur gf

“Skebap beep!”

Ha! Like hell you are! You’re going to have to get through me first! I survived being dropped into the middle of a warzone, do you really think you’re going to come out on top here?

#*volume up! 🔊 #*int: anon 🕶️ #[ he says as if he's the protector in the relationship ] #[ dude your girlfriend is a literal demon i think she could easily defend the both of you if necessary ]

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

Bep bap...?

Um... Pico’s a cool guy! I didn’t think he wanted to blow my head off anymore... Seems like he’s still completely confused about what happened with Pico this time around. I mean... okay, if you say so, but I don’t really think that’s a real way to find someone. Look, I don’t wanna argue, okay? I want things to be cool between us. I’ve never done anything that bad, have I?

A taller figure approached the shorter male, glaring daggers at him. "So, you're still alive, hm? How." She questioned, saying nothing else but that. She.. Doesn't look too happy.

@mommy-must-murder

There’s a short silence before he replies. The teenager knows he needs to play his cards right— he wants to avoid dying if at all possible.

“Bedap bop!”

Um... long story short, one of the captains said he was bored and he’d rather rap battle than kill me! Plus, Pico was there, too! Oh boy. ...but, um... it’s nice to see you again, ma’am...! By the way... how did you find me?

#*volume up! 🔊 #.int: mommy mearest 💋

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

*lemon demon sounds*

... do you not like the flower crown?

“Skebap boop!”

Nah, that’s not it! Just not my thing, is all. Flowers don’t exactly go with my whole vibe, you know?

#*volume up! 🔊 #*int: anon 🕶️

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

A taller figure approached the shorter male, glaring daggers at him. "So, you're still alive, hm? How." She questioned, saying nothing else but that. She.. Doesn't look too happy.

@mommy-must-murder

There’s a short silence before he replies. The teenager knows he needs to play his cards right— he wants to avoid dying if at all possible.

“Bedap bop!”

Um... long story short, one of the captains said he was bored and he’d rather rap battle than kill me! Plus, Pico was there, too! Oh boy. ...but, um... it’s nice to see you again, ma’am...! By the way... how did you find me?

#*volume up! 🔊 #.int: mommy mearest 💋 #[ dude just fucking. run at this point KJSDFH ]

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

*louder lemon demon noises.. and then a (wilting) flower crown gets put on his head and he gets a gentle headpat*

wear it

“Bep...”

Uhm... you good, man? I mean... this kind of thing isn’t really my style. I appreciate it, though, y’know? He takes off the flower crown, putting it off to the side. Also, why can’t I see you? That’s kinda weird.

#*volume up! 🔊 #*int: anon 🕶️

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

Boop beep skedop (affectionate)

“Bop bedap skep!”

Again... no translation, that’s just what he said. Whatever you said, though, he seemed to take it pretty well! 

#*volume up! 🔊 #*int: anon 🕶️

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

*Gives him ice cream because why not*

“Bap!”

Aw, sick! You guys are the best! Where else am I going to go where I talk into an abyss of gray, anonymous strangers, and one of them gives me ice cream back? This is great! He... doesn’t seem to be being sarcastic.

#*volume up! 🔊 #*int: anon 🕶️ #tw food

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

Go Pico! Go! Go! Go Pic- Oh, wait. Wrong person.

“Bop bep?”

Yeah, wrong person, dude— sorry about that! Is Pico around here, though? Haven’t seen him since he showed up in that military zone. I feel like I kinda owe him, y’know?

#*volume up! 🔊 #*int: anon 🕶️

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

*milf noises*

"Brep bop..."

Ugh... don't remind me... it's kind of scary that nothing's happened, you know? Radio silence? Kind of makes me freaked that she's plotting something bad... oh well, no matter what it is, I'll figure it out, right?

#*volume up! 🔊 #*int: anon 🕶️

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

hey man i think it would be preeeeeetttttyyyy cool if you gave me your gf's moms phone number it's for a friend not for me haha

“Bedap bop...”

Sorry, dude, were you really expecting me to have her number? She kind of wants me dead and all, I don’t think we’re exactly on texting terms. If you want to ask my girlfriend on your friend’s behalf, I think you might have better luck there! ...can I ask why you want it, though...?

#*volume up! 🔊 #*int: anon 🕶️ #[ boyfriend no it's not for their friend- ]

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

*aggressive lemon demon sounds*

“Skedap bop!”

Aw, come on, didn’t I just tell you to go away the other day? You’re not getting past me anytime soon! You haven’t gotten any new material, you just talk about peeling my and my girlfriend’s skin off and eating us like always! Maybe start spitting better bars and you’ll have a fighting chance!

#*volume up! 🔊 #*int: anon 🕶️ #tw horror #tw violence #tw body horror #[ BOYFRIEND DON'T ENCOURAGE IT ?? ] #tw caps lock

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

*Spookeez noises*

“Bep bop!”

Oh, yeah, that’s the song that those kids challenged me to, right? Sucks that that monster guy tricked them into bringing us to that creepy old house in the first place, but they were still pretty cool!

#*volume up! 🔊 #*int: anon 🕶️ #[ you just say these things like they happen to everyone huh bf ]

[boyfriend-dot-xml]

Beep skedo beep

“Beep bedop!”

Nothing to translate here— that’s exactly what he said.

#*volume up! 🔊 #*int: anon 🕶️ #[ boyfriend and anon have a conversation in beeps asmr ]