Hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend
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we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"
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this is my fav type of post
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I brought some ancient Greek philosophers back from the dead cuz I wanted to start a prank channel but they started asking me stuff about the modern world and now they won't quit making fun of me cuz my city doesn't have any gates. Zeno of Syracuse called me a "no-gate-having ass barbarian idiot." He already knew English.
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Another cat image I had to draw.
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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five
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When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later
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tangerine snail 🍊
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Always be a good friend
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The funniest thing about Legends of Tomorrow is their consistent beef with US presidents and how much contempt they have for them . Except for Obama who they are personal friends with
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I'd be unstoppable if I didn't have to worry about time or money or having a body
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tiny women of color will see mick rory and ask "is anyone gonna domesticate that?" and not wait for an answer
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early cr2 u are my one and only
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aurora borealis dragon?
#99- 極光 (jíguāng / aurora) - Generally visible around 15° from the Earth's geomagnetic poles. 🌌🌈⭐
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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway
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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
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