we've all seen merlin with a sword. tempted to say arthur's reaction wasn't just fair, but if anything too small. also, yeah, probably best to keep sharp objects away from him regardless.
fellas does your boyfriend ever feel a little sad so you create an elaborate story that makes him think he's the chosen one from ye olde prophecies and you have everyone he's ever known stand around and clap for him
he's the love of your life and the only person who sees every side of you and he's crossing a frozen lake to go fight a war because his father taught him that loving and being loved isn't a full destiny for a man and he's crossing a frozen lake and then he turns around, turns, says, "actually," like he's changed his mind and then the ice cracks and he falls through and he's gone. and he's gone. and you convince yourself he's not because you can't stand the truth.
Peter in The Great is unironically one of my favorite kinds of dudes. Catherine tries to kill him? He’s like 😍 Catherine is ruthless and cruel to him? He’s like 🥵 Catherine insults him and threatens his life repeatedly? He’s just like 🍆 and I love that, that’s fucking hilarious. I love it when a guy is like “omfg she’s so mean and bloodthirsty I love her so much” it’s amazing