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bonk003 · 2 years
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Cards against humanity but it’s just Lady Dimitrescu being disgusted at Heisenbergs sexual jokes
Do y’all think that the lords would have game nights? Like full on battles with uno and monopoly? twister?? 👀
LASER TAG? BASKETBALL????
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bonk003 · 2 years
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GIMME WRITING IDEAS
Really wanna get back to posting but have no ideas
Feel free to ask away anything ye want and give me suggestions 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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bonk003 · 2 years
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Mother’s Day in the village! I wanted to get this done and posted on Mothers Day but I’m slow at drawing and I struggle at drawing women so that made me even slower, but hey! I finally got it done!
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bonk003 · 2 years
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Resident Evil Characters as things me and my friends have said
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Daniela: Why’d you leave my Instagram live you fucking bitch
Cassandra: I got banned from commenting for calling you a ‘gay cigarette’ but starting with an f
Bela: you do realise you’re not on the live anymore you can say the word
Cassandra: no
Cassandra: now I’m too afraid too
Bela: fucking gowl
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Bela: you like my eyebrow slit ?
Donna: yeah
Donna: looks brill
Bela: thanks, it wasn’t a thought out decision.
Donna: LMFAO
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Karl: why she built like that ?
Donna: who ?
Karl: Mother Miranda
Alcina: omg did you notice that too
Karl: omg wait are we on about the same thing ?!
Alcina: her ass
Karl: her ass
Alcina: OMG YEAH AHAHA
Karl: NO BECAUSE WE FULLY HAVE NEVER AGREED ON SOMETHING BEFORE
Donna: I don’t get it why are we on about her ass when she’s literally the cuntiest person ever
Donna: she gave us enough to chat shit about with that personality alone
Karl: no because why’s she always so angry for
Alcina: idk
Alcina: but did ye see the back of her pants it’s like inverted flapping in the wind where her ass cheeks should be
Donna: to be fair I’d probably be angry all the time to if my ass looked like a punctured basketball
Karl: LMAO I CANT BREATHEEEE
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Daniela: a cat fucking attacked me
Bela: no way are you okay
Cassandra: guarantee you deserved it
Daniela: fuck u Cassandra
Daniela: and yeah I’m okay sure like I’m still wriggling around
Daniela: was my own fault tho
Daniela: I did throw a slice of deli ham at its head
Read at 1:23 am
Daniela: why ye ignoring me
Bela: cause your not well in the head
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Lady Dimitrescu: I don’t seem to have seasonal depression this year so that’s a start 🤪😍
Donna: I don’t get seasonal depression cause my depression is year round
Lady Dimitrescu: 💀💀💀
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Cassandra: omg I’m absolutely creasing
Cassandra: Yanno the way I’m 💥💅💥💅💥💅
Cassandra: and an absolute icon
Cassandra: does that make me…
Cassandra: a bicon
Bela: go to sleep and stop texting me
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Donna: why were we different people like two years ago look at that picture
Bela: we were completely different like it’s actually scary
Donna: totally different
Donna: I blame the trauma 😍💅
Bela: me too🦋😍
Bela: anyways wanna come mine and sneaky link 😫
Donna: be there in 20
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Daniela: wanna move to New York and become strippers ?
Cassandra: yeah
Daniela: ok
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Lady Dimitrescu: you’re sick in the head
Karl: did you unblock me just to say that ?!?
Lady Dimitrescu: yes, and now I’m blocking you again
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bonk003 · 2 years
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I do be back on my resident evil hyper fixation might start posting again for the lols
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bonk003 · 3 years
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I still didn’t get my trio print from 28th of June like bitch da fawk I just wanna hang it on my walllll 😭😭
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bonk003 · 3 years
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bonk003 · 3 years
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Mxmtoon said she loves me and replied to a comment I made on TikTok I’ve made it in life besties 💀💅
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bonk003 · 3 years
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Too accurate
Dimitrescu Daughters as Comments on Pornhub
Daniela:
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Cassandra:
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bonk003 · 3 years
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I made an actually post what the fuck
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bonk003 · 3 years
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Bela, finishing a story: And then Donna said, “why can’t I be pretty like you ?”
Donna: This isn’t even close to how it happened.
Bela: It’s how I remember it.
Donna: Yeah, cause your demented !
Bela, flattered: Oh, so you think I’m pretty AND demented ?
Cassandra and Daniela: *slowly backing out of the room*
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bonk003 · 3 years
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Part 2 of this, probably  + Angie being cheeky 
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bonk003 · 3 years
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Giving me very much life is strange, Chloe price and Max Caulfield and I’ll here for it
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Donna’s crying because Ethan Winters is her partner in botany class and every time he touches a plant it dies. Bela tries to comfort her but is secretly plotting to duct tape Ethan to the flag pole.
I may or may not finish this, it’s just a quick sketch.
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bonk003 · 3 years
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Smoll gorl Donna
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Some beladonna for the soul
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bonk003 · 3 years
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I’m bi panicking for the entire cast of fear street
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bonk003 · 3 years
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I’m watching Nicole’s stream and I really did not know they actually sang that much
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bonk003 · 3 years
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Donna: Why is your back all scratched up ?
[ Flashback to Bela trying to put Angie in a new dress after Donna strictly told her not to]
Bela: I’m having an affair.
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