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Amazing paper mache floats at the Carnival of Viareggio. Viareggio, Italy | source

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this literally never stops being funny like dog they made starship troopers with the Baby's First Satire cranked up to 11 and these people are still fucking dumbfounded that the creators don't share their politics

#genuinely #no offense but they speak about Democracy and Liberty as if they were their gods #THIS ISNT SO HARD NOW IS IT

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you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

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flowa

So uh. For the first time in a good long while I got to crafting again, embroidery to be precise, and…

I think it's nice. Especially considering that I’ve been too afraid of the first stitch for half a year and just got over it today because a treasured and beloved mutual of mine got to pearl embroidery themselves.

It's a bit crooked, but my heart is in the right place, I'd like to think.

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sometimes they actually cater films to me....

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So uh. For the first time in a good long while I got to crafting again, embroidery to be precise, and…

I think it's nice. Especially considering that I’ve been too afraid of the first stitch for half a year and just got over it today because a treasured and beloved mutual of mine got to pearl embroidery themselves.

It's a bit crooked, but my heart is in the right place, I'd like to think.

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sex is like dark souls. difficult to master. easy to kill yourself on accident. patches is there

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german emotions

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I’ve been living off Döner for the past… month…? and I'm starting to think there’s a special bond between my Dönermann and me. If I had a nickel for every time that a Dönermann starts falling in love with me because I order from him on a nearly daily basis during Endprobenzeit I’d have two nickels.

I intend on making it three.

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https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/71640

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HORNY trannies in YOUR AREA looking to FROT

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Über das Älterwerden

Das große Glück, noch klein zu sein, sieht mancher Mensch als Kind nicht ein und möchte, dass er ungefähr so 16 oder 17 wär‘.

Doch schon mit 18 denkt er: „Halt! Wer über 20 ist, ist alt.“ Warum? Die 20 sind vergnüglich – auch sind die 30 noch vorzüglich.

Zwar in den 40 – welche Wende – da gilt die 50 fast als Ende. Doch in den 50, peu à peu, schraubt man das Ende in die Höh‘!

Die 60 scheinen noch passabel und erst die 70 miserabel. Mit 70 aber hofft man still: „Ich schaff‘ die 80, so Gott will.“

Wer dann die 80 biblisch überlebt, zielsicher auf die 90 strebt. Dort angelangt, sucht er geschwind nach Freunden, die noch älter sind.

Doch hat die Mitte 90 man erreicht – die Jahre, wo einen nichts mehr wundert -, denkt man mitunter: „Na – vielleicht schaffst du mit Gottes Hilfe auch die 100.

--Wilhelm Busch

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she pussy on my sex till I vagina

it's my bedtime so u have to make the post yourself okay. make sure to mention pussy sex vagina

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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I love this picture. Sultry, come hither stare out the bars, oral fixation prop in mouth, loose oversized shirt + NO PANTIES. One leg lifted up revealing a peek at his exposed rabbit hole. Jailhouse FISH god damn he was ahead of his time

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WHY DOES DARK SOULS 2 SAVE ENEMY PLACEMENTS AFTER QUIT-OUTS. CANT EVEN CHEESE MY WAY THROUGH THIS HELL

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Playing Dark Souls 2 for the first time makes me feel like a fucking beginner again. What do you fucking mean I died four times to the Dragonrider, the buttfuck easiest boss in this game.