blisterinballista

[blisterinballista]

WHAT THE HELL AND FUCK DID YOU DO TO HIM!!!!!!!! GLUE IT BACK ON OR SOMETHING

#🔥~ooc #pov every part of your body is bulletproof except for your eyes #the funny answer to anon's question: waxing accident

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rediscovering FNF on youtube just to find out that 70% of the original mod artists and developers have either cut all ties from the original game or been excommunicated for doing something dumb got me developing a whole new sympathy for the people who tw tag it.

#wouldnt it be the funniest if ninja & his team just took all the kickstarter money for themselves then vanished off the face of the earth #🔥~ooc #rb

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Send me “💘” + a question about my muses love life, and they’ll have to answer honestly

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oh sweet thanks

pov you open front camera on accident

#rb #🔥~ooc #NICE EDIT BTW TY FR GEN AAAUYHH??!?!!!!!!!!

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normal oc content time

#okay which one of you dumbfucks had the bright idea of letting a blind man run the grill #🔥~ooc #💜~mod's art #peeled blitz

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psst . you wanna sprite cranberr-

#💜~mod's art #just a fun test‚ i want the final color palette to be darker tho #anyway‚ mytheydies and gentlethem‚ peeled blitz #🔥~ooc

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man do i love creatures. especially my own. even if they suckass like this guy

#pondering if i should make this one my sona #starting my artblog arc i guess #no i dont finish anything ever‚ i sketch it and get bored of it like instantly after no matter how good the idea is #💜~mod's art #💁~mod tallas does a talk #🔥~ooc

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b a n i s h .

#yeah i gave up trying to make art thats clearly outta my skill lvl so like uh. have a weird one #💜~mod's art #🔥~ooc #''mother's big golden boy‚ made in the image of god.'' #christianity tw #christianity cw #sketch #eyestrain tw #eyestrain cw

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oh btw

#💜~mod's art #🔥~ooc #tw horror #scopophobia #scopo tw #scopo cw #scopohobia tw #eye contact #cw eye contact #dark cw #eyestrain tw #eyestrain

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i keep forgetting how i write

#💁~mod tallas does a talk #like the ic stuff i mean #im constantly dumbing it down every chance i get to make it as simple and memorable as possible and this still happens regularly #also hi waddup‚ into batdr now #💜~mod's art

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Sceptical all the same, Baltimore leans against a wall at a distance from them, observing the other's behavior, folding his arms.

He spits the cigarette out, then decides to test the waters some, to get a feel of what he's dealing with.

" ... So... Ya got a name? "

Two people ran out of an alleyway, looking happy, but also seemed a little tense.

One of them seemed to be holding some bandages.

A second later, a white glow shined out of the alleyway as yelling was heard.

-@bombastic-blast

Kind of in a bad mood right now. Blitz is still feeling the bitter taste of yesterday in his throat, now only powered by rage and coffee. Word has it there’s a pest of sort sneaking around his turf again, and he’s not having any of it today.

He scans the streets, cigarette alight in his scowl glowing through the fog. And as Blitzer walks, the sounds of a ruckus make him stop before a corner… Until–

“ Eh?… Fuck’s goin'on over here..? ”

One of the two who were running away bumped into him. …Well… Into his legs. He is 10 feet tall, so, the impact doesn’t affect him. However, to the person that collided with the golden bombhead, it’s like hitting a brick wall.

#📀~ic #bombastic blast

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🥵

yo miranda. what's the heaviest amount you can lift. or. however is the correct way to phrase this question.

can you lift a truck miranda.

                    ˚◞♡ ⃗ she simply responded by lifting a large truck over her head with one hand triumphantly placed on her hip . “ of course i can . i ’ m not sure how much i can lift at max , though . i haven ’ t lifted in a while . ”

#are you KIDDING me #the only thing better than a monster gf‚ is a CHUNKY monster gf 😍😍😍😍😍😍 #bro could send me flying with a bat of the eye #🔥~ooc #murderous milf

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remember that one time Dante got beaten the shit out of him

" Dante used ta get the SHIT beat out'a them on a weekly, basis. This nonsense ain't gon' track fo'nothin' unless you get proper specific... As much as I hate that fact. "

#📀~ic

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"Aha, uh, really? Like, cuddling and drinking cocoa? Would it be better to bring some eggnog or wine? I mean-uh, I'll make sure to tell him to stop by later!" -Absolutely not the hopeless romantic and Blitz simp, Dante

" Aaaha, yea. All'o that an'then some.~ "

Mmm, hot cocoa- And hotter company.

" Nah, no need ta'worry bout the drinks. Jus', let'em be here on time, an' tell him to make sure they got no plans for next mornin'. I wouldn' mind havin' someone stay fo'the night, if ya catch my drift... "

#watch the whole world read this as suggestive only for it to turn out he really just wanted a cozy sleepover /hj #📀~ic #absolutely 100% without a doubt not dante

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"Anything I can get ya? I mean- that you would like? Asking for a friend. Who you probably don't know. Yeah, you definitely don't know him." - Can he be any more obvious? Totally not Dante...

" Mmmhm...~ Bet. " (looks at the camera like)

" ... How'bout ya tell this, friend, tha' Ion want nothin', but fo'im ta drag his lil' ass over to my place an'binge shitty holiday specials togetha' wi'me~? "

#blitz forgot to say it here but he also wants the weed pralines #📀~ic #most certainly not dante

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"Sooo... would you happen to celebrate any December holidays??? Asking for nobody in particular." -This is totally not Dante.

Yeah. Totally.

" I, uh... "

At least the question is an easy one. He doesn't overthink why it is being asked- instead choosing to keep playing along.

" ... Jus', plain ol' Christmas, I s'pose. No shade to the otha' ones tho-- I'm simply stickin' with what I know. "

#📀~ic #did i ever mention how deeply religious he used to be? '‚:) /srs #totally not dante™

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so t his made mec urious and .

yo miranda. what's the heaviest amount you can lift. or. however is the correct way to phrase this question.

can you lift a truck miranda.

                    ˚◞♡ ⃗ she simply responded by lifting a large truck over her head with one hand triumphantly placed on her hip . “ of course i can . i ’ m not sure how much i can lift at max , though . i haven ’ t lifted in a while . ”

#on a sidenote i think blitz weighs around 1100. #shawty could fucking ball him. #😩 #🔥~ooc #murderous milf