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blanc-ci · 19 days
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Wyll being a terrible monster hunter is something that is so special actually. told to hunt heartless devil? immediately convinced of her goodness and humanity and without hesitation agrees to defy the devil who has his soul in custody and spare karlach at tremendous personal physical cost. vampire in camp? well hes handsome and funny and pretty polite about where he puts his teeth so it’s fine all things considered. finding out the person who ritualistically disemboweled a tiefling in front of him is a bhaalspawn like an unholy progeny of the god of murder that is culturally immediately reviled? no that’s his friend and he completely trusts in their ability to fight their nature with their own inner light. it doesn’t matter that they created the absolute they’re not that person anymore. Like Wyll. you are literally categorically not hunting the monsters. guy of all time
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blanc-ci · 1 month
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Joined the pretty goddess fandom (don’t tell my mom)
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Joined the pretty goddess fandom (don’t tell my mom)
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for wonderful @akilah12902 who listens to me screaming from the depths of the sewer maze (i did find my way out in the end)
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blanc-ci · 1 month
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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blanc-ci · 2 months
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thesaurus.com save me
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blanc-ci · 2 months
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BG3 Spell Voice Lines Cheat Sheet
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Here's a spreadsheet of BG3 spells (levels 1-6) and their vocal components/voice lines.
This is a work in progress, combining info from various sources. Some spells don't have voice lines, some have voice lines but aren't listed in the sources (will have to verify in-game), and some have voice lines but I couldn't understand what was being said, lol.
For any feedback/corrections, feel free to send me a message! I would also appreciate help in figuring out some of the voice lines <3
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blanc-ci · 2 months
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Commission
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blanc-ci · 2 months
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"I was so young. I didn't recognize evil, when I saw it!"
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blanc-ci · 2 months
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As someone who has actually studied the English language there's a common phrase about English that kinda annoys me because while it makes for a funny haha line it's such a gross oversimplification that it actually ceases to be funny. It's the one that goes "The English language is just three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat" or something to that effect.
I'm not going to go into detail as to why that sentence is inaccurate, just take my word for it as a person with a master's in English. I suggest we withdraw this expression from usage and replace it with the much more accurate "The English language is a dirty little slut that loves it when other languages cum big loads in it"
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blanc-ci · 3 months
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And is that waify little idiot hiding behind you your boyfriend or are you being haunted by some sort of spectral ghool?
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blanc-ci · 3 months
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All 13 full moons of 2023
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blanc-ci · 3 months
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He wants to give u a lobotomy :3
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blanc-ci · 3 months
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Camp Half-blood, Percy Jackson and The Olympians (2023)
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blanc-ci · 3 months
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Guy :) they are currently for auction over on DA ❤️
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blanc-ci · 3 months
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I need everyone’s best character advice. STAT.
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