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Kidnapper, on the phone: We have your daughter

Tony: I'm playing dress up with my daughter

Kidnapper: But she looks like you-

Y/n, in the background, tied up to a chair: THEY MEAN YOUR SISTER YOU AS-

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Y/n: We very much hate each other but I would totally fuck you if you asked

Bucky:

Bucky: What?

Y/n: What

Sam, in the background eating popcorn: They said they'd fuck you if you'd ask

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Loki: I prevented a murder today

Thor: *shock* really? How?

Loki: Self control

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Bucky: Sam, no

Sam: Sam, yes

Steve: Sam, no

Sam: Sam, maybe?

Sarah: Sam-

Sam: Sam, no.

#this is what happens #you cant change my mind #behind the scenes #bucky barnes #steve rogers #sarah wilson #sam wilson #captain america #the winter soldier #the falcon #the falcon and the winter solider spoilers #mcu incorrect quotes

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Loki Odinson // Thor: The Dark World 2013 // Thor: Ragnarok 2017

< the things i would do for this man >

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