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there are so many books in this beautiful world. many of them bad

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looking at the wikipedia page for the novel The Untamed is based on and I have not seen a more "please contain your fandom urges for like two seconds" message from this website before lmfao

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theyre cute as a couple but the follower gap between them is a little ..... uncomfortable??

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why can’t things be easy peasy lemon squeezy

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So do I tell my Russian teacher "I went to the theatre on the weekend. I watched Werther and at one point he tossed his salad in the audience" or do I make something up that makes me sound more sane?

#aoife vs Languages

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making a collection

#we all know who I'm thinking about

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Louisa Harland as Orla McCool in Derry Girls (2018—2022)

#derry girls

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thanks guys

#yeah #i work in a Library #I'm not a librarian #and so far I haven't found an AU where a character is begging people to generate cleaner XML #also I don't have to talk to the public #thankfully #so that really only leaves an XML based enemies to lovers epistolary romance #which would be read by even fewer people than my gen Murderbot AU for Saarbrücken

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Blind ermittelt (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nikolai Falk & Alexander Haller Characters: Nikolai Falk, Alexander Haller Additional Tags: Mental Health Issues, References to Depression, Anxiety, Miscommunication, Hurt/Comfort, Headaches & Migraines, Panic Attacks, Emotional Hurt/Comfort Summary:

Niko hält ihn. Aus. Fest. Auf Kurs. Am Leben. Manchmal hält Alex es fast nicht aus.

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1000 Dank an @khalaris @frubeto und @foxesonstilts für's Lesen der ersten Fassung 💛

#blind ermittelt #🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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#pirates of the caribbean

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isn't wanting to be friends with other people, like, cheating? if you're aromantic?

literally what

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They’re telling me to do work at my job. Can the west fall a little bit faster please

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"the problem with booktok is that it romanticizes toxic relationships blah blah blah" NO!! the problem with booktok is that its a community that talks about, produces, and consumes published novels the same way people talk about, produce, and consume fanfiction. every issue with booktok (lowbrow subject matter, oftentimes poor writing and editing, a disproportionately heavy focus on erotica, books described via tropes (tags) instead of plot synopses, thinly-veiled misogyny) boils down to that. i don't give a single solitary shit if colleen hoover is writing toxic step-sibling incest romance! i've come across weirder shit this week on ao3!! what i do care about is the fact it reads exactly like an unbetaed oc-centric slash fic and this woman is expecting us to pay upwards of $20 for a copy!! girl i can read mid-tier fic for free any time i want i don't need you!!

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It's on Hoopla so you can annoy any friends who have a library account in the US with it

While we're all lol'ing about what they did to Tatort: Stuttgart for the international release: look at Mord mit Aussicht

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