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my advice to women: scream more, wreak havoc, be ugly and gross, use the sword emojis

my advice to men: develop a sense of shame

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.. IM.... Im SO SCARED FOR YOU DUDE....... Holy fucking shit. What part of this sounded like a real cat to you.........,,,,..,.,..,.....,..,.,

Anyone looking to adopt a stray?  (눈_눈)        the only problem is he eats a lot and won’t shut up about that twilight and mordecai meme. he also sheds a lot in the shower which isn’t fun to clean at all. actually he’s just terrible period so i guess i can see why no one would want him.  (ಥ﹏ಥ)

#Dudes

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Am I really witnessing human trafficking happening in real time? You guys realize hes joking about an actual person, right? You guys kNOW THAT RIGHT??????!!!!

Anyone looking to adopt a stray?  (눈_눈)        the only problem is he eats a lot and won’t shut up about that twilight and mordecai meme. he also sheds a lot in the shower which isn’t fun to clean at all. actually he’s just terrible period so i guess i can see why no one would want him.  (ಥ﹏ಥ)

#If this is part of your play tho:resume #Respect if thats what youre all into

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Welcome Home [X]

#Exhibit A #Thats me every time someone so much as looks at me #Reblog

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Love is the energy!!! It's the obssesion, the yearning, wanting to DIE, if only by their hand! If only to know their touch, have their full undivided attention as they gut your soul and shake out every last miserable part of you that does not serve their love.

And I guess it helps if you think they're hot too???

On the other hand, one could also love an orange.

Its wanting and being glad for something merely for existing.

Love is a particular type of human insanity that I would wish on EVERYONE!!!!

I have tried repeatedly to wrap my brain around the concept of love, but nothing seems to give me the right explanation of what it is. Even Elam says he experiences it, yet why don't I get it? :(

#Get fucked!!!! But tenderly #In the heart

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I feel so very single whenever I come on here lately.....

#Wonder why...

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I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

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Cristiane F.

#Reblog #Saturdays am I right?????

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YES HELLO i am the love expert, whay do you need to know!!! Have you tried looking up videos of dogs greeting their owners coming back from the army??? Thats often how I feel.

I have tried repeatedly to wrap my brain around the concept of love, but nothing seems to give me the right explanation of what it is. Even Elam says he experiences it, yet why don't I get it? :(

#Its great!!! #But sometimes you WILL break your tail from wagging too energetically #And no thats not a metaphor

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*coughs up blood but like in a sexy way* hey

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I've fallen asleep in my bathtub like 10 times THIS YEAR, so that tracks.

#Just hot girl shit as always #Im THRIVING DONT EVEN ASK

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i wish someone would flirt with me like this

#Reblog #Wish men today had class like this 😭😭😭😭💞💞💔

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also heres a collection of bumper stickers i plan on putting all on the same car

#I cant drive but I need these on a shirt or something #All tits no brains yeehaw!!!! #I aint even know how to read #reblog

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Thank you! You're too sweet!💖 Really didn't expect you to take me seriously haha, but thanks for stickin by me!!!

Anytime, teach! Ya gotta tell me all the little shit I'm doing wrong haha.

Aura Reading Update: I've successfully gotten it down to a minute and I can now announce with all certainty, Dietrich's aura is PISS YELLOW and thats a Deneueve Jade Dupont guaranteee!💯💯💯 Ive won awards yknow!!!..not for this BUT STILL.

If you would like a reading, please make sure to book your appointments in advance.

#((hmmmhmmh supernatural creatures n those trained in perceiving reality in a different way normally dont feel the effect. #I feel like #W a demon that reys on emotions specifically it may be that they instead can consciously recognize The Call #N kinda choose to submit or not.)) #((unless its keno wanting to take dev out to a busy bar and reap the results :3 then yes.. Much potential)

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Aura Reading Update: I've successfully gotten it down to a minute and I can now announce with all certainty, Dietrich's aura is PISS YELLOW and thats a Deneueve Jade Dupont guaranteee!💯💯💯 Ive won awards yknow!!!..not for this BUT STILL.

If you would like a reading, please make sure to book your appointments in advance.

#Take that wormboy #Thats for reorganizing my bookshelves

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#IMPORTANT TO KNOW!!!!!!!! 1!! #Reblog

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Dude tag ur S&M stuff, thats not safe for work 💔💔💔

My master (I'll call him Night) and I share a special bond and I can see what he sees whenever I wish. I don't think he's realized it yet that I know how often he enjoys doing things unsuited for his work. He's not committing OSHA violations, but it's still not safe for work. You do know that you can simply do that at home too, I won't mind it.