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I’ve decided to start minting humans as NFTs

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I cry

Me: Logs onto Tumblr after Months Me: Sees no notifications Me: Cries

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Praising the Emperor

Thinking about the Emperor

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Thinking about the Emperor

#warhamer 40000 #40k #warhamemr 40k #wh40k

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Thought

Are we sure everyone telling us to have Calcium isn’t a plot by our skeletons so they can get stronger so they can escape?

#skeleton #calcium #skeletonshatemenow #skeletonplot #IamgoingoverboardwiththesetagsandIdon'tcare.Iwillgainnotes

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Throwback

To the time I thought ACAB was something like AMAB and AFAB

#afab #acab #amab #i'mstupid #gender #givemenotesIsweartogod

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Nous vous détestons aussi ! Va te faire foutre !

French people love to talk in a different language than mine, kinda annoying ngl

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Update. The rat is dead, and I am sitting comfortably in my ball pit

Thinking about retaking the holy land

I’ll retake the fucking Chuck E. Cheese no matter what happens

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They’ll have to send us the pics

I did an onlyfans shoot in your merch 😩😩😩

I REFUSE to believe you

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Mind beam me Daddy uwu

If i were a psychic I’d shoot god damn mind beams at people

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I have manifested enough hate and unpositive energy that this has happened. Fear me 

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Me logging onto Tumblr

3 notifications “Oh my god people don’t hate me!” ALL SHIT FROM OVER A MONTH AGO

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Pennies

What would your own pocket dimension contain?

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

good news! theyre talking about you on tik tok

Bring me more blood

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What if he’s not married?

some 100 year old dude keeps harassing me about being his sugar baby, plz help o mighty god of tumblr

Ask him if he’s widowed and if yes, tell him you’re the one who killed his wife

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How did you get so many notes so quickly

Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

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Honestly, if you’re gonna say shit like this, say it without activating anonymous. Not advocating for saying shit like this though, fuck them, they’re just sad they aren’t as good as puki

Why haven't you offed yourself yet? No on ever really likes you lmao, you know it too, so why not save everyone the effort by going on ahead and necking yourself, you'd do us all a service 😂👌🏼💅🏽

Booring, I've been told this after missing headshots in CSGO, you're not special.