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have so many stretch marks ever since i gained weight and i love it so much it’s like i got cool ass tree roots on my body but they’re purple :D

#my stepmom was so confused when i told her i loved my stretch marks like. ma’am those are cool as fuck they’re free tattoos!

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i wanna have straight seeeeeeeeex at the gay pride paradeeeeee i am heterosexualllll

#the way this tik tok slaps more than anything taylor swift has ever written

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#the one about her friends reeking of weed or little babies too i 💀 #cannot believe people actually like this woman and her music

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Some more screenshots of RDR2’s world

#the pink sky….. obsessed #rdr2

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no bc they fully backtracked on something they said was “fundamentally important”……….. wasn’t so important after all huh

not watcher taking back what they said that is so embarrassing 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

#sorry guys it wasn’t fundamental we just wanted to scam y’all! we will make a sad video where steven looks more upset about his tesla and #eating habits not getting funded <3 shane and ryan will be awkward about it because they got away with it (esp. shane LMAO the difference #between comments on shane’s ig versus ryan’s/steven’s are not even subtle in the slightest

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not watcher taking back what they said that is so embarrassing 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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coming into work singing going under by evanescence under my breath, opening the door to the gas station only for it to be blasting on the radio

#it’s a sign! amy lee should marry me!

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btw my uncle’s female goldendoodle was like smelling really bad lately so they took her to the vet and turns out she just has a smelly pussy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

#apparently it’s smaller than usual so it smells bad? anyways kinda funny that they paid like 100$ to get told their dog’s pussy smelled ngl #bring that beast some vagisil

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realized i hadn’t made any for charles and eagle flies so i ended up doing a part 5 🫡

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rdr2 characters + iconic tweets: part five

one / two / three / four

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption two #red dead redemption #eagle flies #charles smith #dutch van der linde #arthur morgan #uncle #sadie adler #abigail roberts #hosea matthews #micah bell

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Notre Dame cathedral(not that one) on Aurora 800

#ohhhhhh #photography #aes

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okay that was the last part i’m out of funny tweets 😔

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rdr2 characters + iconic tweets: part four

part one / part two / part three

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption two #red dead redemption #rdr #karen jones #josiah trelawny #sadie adler #arthur morgan #john marston #abigail marston #micah bell #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #lenny summers #one of them is a tumblr post ik <3

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rdr2 characters + famous tweets: part three

part one / part two

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption two #red dead redemption #arthur morgan #john marston #abigail roberts #tilly jackson #karen jones #sadie adler #bill williamson #simon pearson #reverend swanson #orville swanson

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saw someone writing a whole essay abt how karen is “the most annoying rdr2 character” just say you hate women

#micah bell is RIGHT here bestie.

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i still have more tweets pls will this series ever end

#it’s so fun to make