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imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

#NO FR!!!! I WOULDA BLOWN UP MY HOUSE WITH THEM INSIDE!!

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promo pic of liv tyler as arwen

#AHHHH HPLYYYYY SHOTT!!!!! #arwen #liv tyler

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Boromir thinks he's taking care of Merry and Pippin, but what he doesn't realize is that they're taking care of him, too.

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No, thank you! We don’t want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations! And what about very old friends?

THE LORD OF THE RINGS (2001 - 2003)

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Redraw of my lotr triptych from 2022

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Here we go again, greetings from Middle-earth: White horses at the ford and Rivendell just before sunrise, Eärendil shining bright, over the Hall of fire *_*

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my friends, you bow to no one.

buy the prints here.

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Oh, Sam…

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i always really loved the scene in the fellowship where legolas realises mid-council that gollum having escaped is Really Bad, Actually, it's one of my favourite moments in the book. stoic movie legolas is fun but nothing beats an elven prince jumping up to confess his people's massive fuck-up to the smartest and best of middle earth

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Sean Astin and Elijah Wood learn how to play Baldur’s Gate, and encounter The One Book. It doesn’t end well!!

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#in case you needed to see sam and frodo play bg3 together on christmas eve #sean ending the dark urge playthrough absolutely killed me dead. mans has had enough #bg3 #lotr

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Hope - Lee Cataldi, “Race Against Time” 1998/Return of the King dr. Peter Jackson, 2003

#lotr #return of the king #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #lord of the rings #rotk

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“If I take one more step…”

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The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair -

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Bag End background for my Hobbit comic adaptation

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social media queen under the mountain 🏔📱

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I'm so glad you all liked the other drawings!!! Here are some more i made for my upcoming sticker sheet 🥰🥰 It will probably be available in my store by the end of the week hopefully !!

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( ˘▽˘)っ♨ Cheers!