vegans make peace with honey
no shut up do it
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I literally spit water all over my screen.
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top of the morning implies the existence of bottom in the evening
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breaking news: god's favorite 64 year old novelty musician / director caught wearing cat ear headband after award show.
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Dear Neil, Are you human?
And also, in my book report (that's gonna be on Good Omens), may i call you by your private name? My teacher peobably won't approve because that would be implying we're friends, but if you say we're friends she'll have to accept it.
Sincerely, another person who's life you've changed
I'm honestly good with anyone out there with who is writing a book report calling me Neil. Because if you're reading my Tumblr, I'm sure we're friends. Unless you're hate-reading it, in which case I'm sure we shall be friends one day.
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What was the first post you made on tumblr?
It was this one, it's ass. I was 14 years old. I'm not exactly sure what I was thinking. How is anyone supposed to bounce off this comment? It's not endearing, a careless dog happens a billion times a day. What a small ignorant fool I was back then.
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Why don't you tag any of your posts?
Why would I need to? do i need to tag them #funny to get notes?
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not to sound like an epic salesman or anything but if ur an artist I'm STILL sellin a prophet 6, OB6 and Make noise 0-coast, and maybe an octatrack so if u want any of those uhhhh DM me, real inquiries only though, please no more ringworm messages.
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are you stupid
lol I'm pretty sure we all know the answer to that, buddy
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this pic has been in my drafts for 2 years and I don鈥檛 remember why. what does this mean, does anyone know
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this pic has been in my drafts for 2 years and I don鈥檛 remember why. what does this mean, does anyone know
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I want to kiss you with tongue.
I want to kill you with bomb
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pukicho would you rather marry hello kitty or mickey mouse
Little baby versus fascist
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yeah and for all those free laughs I gave you, yeah, you fucking owe me so much shit now. Every smile I gave you? that's 40 bucks, flat.
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Sunset Over the Ocean - Submitted by @123dragonstreet
#e8871e #edb458 #cee7e6 #227c9d #3d405b
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hey,
as much as I love your creative beautiful mind, it's okay to do something that doesn't involve creating. you can spend time without getting a tangible product out of it, you do not need to monetize your every action, or have physical proof that the time you spent was meaningful. Please do nothing every now and then, I promise it's okay
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