u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?
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i’m so over 2013 and it hasn’t even started yet
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sex position called hold me while i cry
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no but you know what would be nice? experiencing the kind of happiness that doesn’t turn out to be a lesson that I have to mourn over for at least 3 months
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“Americans believe in big portions! That’s so crazy.” Look at this European getting scammed into paying for 100 calories worth of food. Fool. Idiot. You wish you could have this 16 ounce Big Gulp and this serving of rice I will eat off for three days but you can’t. Cope and seethe.
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“i know a spot” takes you into my arms under a soft blanket
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i hope my unwashed hair and deer in headlights type stare has captivated you
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This is so fucking funny
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how can i accept womanhood when i never got over girlhood
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I was born to sit in a cafe doing fuck all
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oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you
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this is me all day
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I am completely and utterly normal about rivers, creeks, lakes, forests, ponds, hills, mountains, and other natural landscapes (lying)
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"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"
when i get home from work:
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i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)
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