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bigbunchofdunderheads · 4 months
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Severus; "I assume you realise this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my class?"
Fred; "Is there another type of idiocy you'd be more comfortable with?"
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bigbunchofdunderheads · 7 months
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I lost the post, but I read something recently about how The Author said that Snape put the sword in the pool on a "spiteful whim." But I have a hard time believing the main reason Mr. "Brew Glory" used the pond was that he realized he could reference Excalibur, got excited, and then acted it out in a sleep-deprived haze. (But there was definitely spite involved and he absolutely enjoyed it.)
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bigbunchofdunderheads · 8 months
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McGonagall: Why are you always blaming Potter for everything?
Snape: Well, someone has to, or he'll go through life thinking nothing is wrong with him.
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bigbunchofdunderheads · 9 months
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snape temporarily kidnapping mcgonagall:
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[ID: A person in all black whose face is out of frame in the photo. They are holding a brown tabby cat in a plastic bag, with the cat's face sticking out of it.]
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James, after Severus draws his wand: Put it away, Snape. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Severus: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
James: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
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ok this won’t be up long
which one is Snape and who’s the other one?
help me out here
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Bellatrix: Hello, Severus. Suprised to see me?
Snape: Well, I didn't say Bloody Mary three times, so yes.
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Snape, storming out of his job interview: This place is fucking awful, I'm so glad I don't work here.
Dumbledore to McGonagall: Him. I want him.
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After Bellatrix tries to curse him
Snape: The only way I'm going to die is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers and drag me across the River Styx, you reaper.
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Snape, needing to leave for a DE meeting: Tell you what, I'm going to sleep on it and we will talk about it in the morning.
McGonagall: Severus, you're rushing me out of the room.
Snape, shooing her towards the door: No, I'm not.
McGonagall: Do you have a girl coming over?
Snape: What's a girl? I have a potion I want to brew. Good night.
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Severus in every ship:
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You cannot change my mind.
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Snape: One of my mentors is wise and kind and fierce and powerful beyond measure.
Snape: And the other is Albus.
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Snape: Madam Umbridge, good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?
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Dumbledore: Oh, here's a berry pie, this one's a sweet one it's called 'berry suprise'. Minerva every year wins a price for this, so you enjoy. Actually we're gonna eat it in front of her so she can see your good work, go ahead and give that a try, my boy.
Snape, mouth full: That's very good.
McGonagall: Yes, the suprise is rum.
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Snape: I think the Dark Lord fabricated his own death.
Dumbledore: Do you know how difficult it is to fake your own death? Only one man has pulled it off...
Snape:
Dumbledore: Elvis.
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dammit i missed it
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nice
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James: Snape. Imposter who soiled our paradise with his moral turpitude.
Severus: 'Sup?
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