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Episode 161: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, log out.
(CAUTION: Beware of mean fish.)
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biffmitchell · 6 days
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Art and the Zen of Chicken Wire
There is no Zen in chicken wire. The title is a lie. There is only pain and remorse in chicken wire. Chicken wire wants to take out your eyes. Chicken wire wants to scar your face and rip off an ear. Chicken wire will put tiny holes in your arms and legs, your wrists and ankles…and then it will shed micro bits of metal into your coffee…
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biffmitchell · 6 days
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Writing Hurts Like Hell: How to Write a Novel When You Don’t Have Time to Write A Short Story
Written for busy people who have always wanted to write a book, Writing Hurts Like Hell: How to Write a Novel When You Don't Have Time to Write a Short Story, guides the aspiring writer step-by-stop through the process of writing a novel from conceiving an idea, to developing the idea into a well-plotted story, and then revising the finished first draft into a manuscript that's ready to send to an agent or publisher.
This workshop-in-a-book breaks the entire process into manageable tasks that will fit into even the busiest of schedules.
The concepts and approaches in this book were developed over a period of ten years of teaching writing workshops through college extension programs and literary workshops, including the Maritime Writers' Workshop, and this book is full of activities that will have the writer-to-be opening doors to their creativity within hours.
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biffmitchell · 6 days
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What The Hell: Words
By Biff Mitchell
Nothing should ever be taken so seriously that you can’t laugh when the politically correct police aren’t around. And if they are? Well, maybe they need a laugh as well. I think there might be an article in here that delves into that. But maybe not.
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biffmitchell · 6 days
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In just a few hours, Abner Hayes' wife and daughter are going to die, and the only way he can save their lives is to team up with a deadly computer virus and travel through a virtual universe that’s collapsing around them.
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biffmitchell · 6 days
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In a world on a cultural collision at every front, can he help 30 naked pagan women save the universe?
“It's a fresh, vibrant, and engrossing read...”
-- Susan DiPlacido in Blue Iris Review
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biffmitchell · 6 days
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Yes, I have managed to trick many editors at literary journals, e-zines and blogs into publishing my short fiction and not-poems (some day I’ll explain this) until some of them began to act peculiar after reading my stuff. Now, I send them stories and poems and they send me death threats. If you experience dizziness or death threats while reading these, drink beer or wine. Works for me.
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biffmitchell · 6 days
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Short Reads for a Buck
Short stories, workshops, essay and lots of humor. Just enough for a coffee break or work commute.  
Check them out here https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/biffmitchell (printable PDFs)
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biffmitchell · 6 days
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The Artist Sampler
Everyone should have a sampler in addition to a website. Here’s mine:
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biffmitchell · 6 days
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Two women in a fight to the death in virtual and real worlds against the backdrop of an intergalactic war that will change the very nature of the universe.
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biffmitchell · 6 days
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Coming Soon!
For two millennia, the mortals have turned the Earth into a disaster zone and now the Gods of Rome want it back.
Asleep for 2000 years from a spell cast to stop, Jupiter, the King of the Roman Gods, from having sex with the mortal women, the gods awaken and the ensuing war threatens to destroy all life on Earth.
Set in bars, heaven and hell, and a world of mass destruction, Oops is a hilarious extension of Roman mythology into the 21st Century.
Are there enough seedy bars and Scotch to save the world?
Check https://biffmitchell.com/books for announcements.
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biffmitchell · 6 days
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When the going gets weird, it’s time to bring in the greatest CI of them all…the man with the hula-hula shirt and the Zen head…Boston Jonson.
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biffmitchell · 6 days
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Lost these essays for a while but now they’re back. A little bit of everything with a touch of humor.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/thomas-biff-mitchell-a09a578/recent-activity/posts/
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biffmitchell · 6 days
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Saturday morning, two men and a woman form a triangle in a sentient laundromat that gets into their minds and tells their stories. When the laundry is done, their lives are suddenly clean and each is ready for a new start.
https://books.apple.com/us/book/heavy-load/id453097227
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biffmitchell · 6 days
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Fast Food Shakespeare
Thoughts on Writers, Writing and AI
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biffmitchell · 6 days
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https://wordpress.com/view/crazymanadventures.com
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