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I really want the Star Wars fandom to understand that Jedi essentially practice Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.

You feel the thing. You acknowledge the feeling. You let it pass.

It's not suppressing emotions, but simply not becoming attached to them. They're mindful, not numb.

#jedi #star wars #this #oh my god this #and if I have to read about repressed fucking Jedi one more time I’m gonna scream

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How the Sith get the Jedi's attention: "Slaughter of the innocent, mercilessly and without compromise."

How the Jedi get the Sith's attention: "Guess I'll be extra nice today and leave a trail of compassion."

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Din passing on the duties of Mand’alor by tossing the darksaber behind him like he’s a bride with a bouquet

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“He protected the Child wherever they went.”

“But sometimes, the Child protected him.”

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STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK  +  (letterboxd reviews)

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george lucas really combined lasers, wizard knights, space, political thrillers and full house on crack and we all just hyperfixated on it huh

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insp.

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It’s a well-known fact that Anakin Skywalker is a human disaster, but Dooku has a lot of nerve criticizing him when every apprentice he ever raised would eat fruit snacks off the floor

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EWAN McGREGOR ELLE Men China , March 2015

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guy on coruscant that sells shitty jedi tshirts out of a shack and the order doesnt actually know about it until one day ahsoka comes in wearing the gaudiest monstrosity with obiwans face poorly printed onto it and obiwan thinks it might be the worst thing to ever happen to him until anakin comes in with an even uglier one

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all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

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padmé/sabé & courtly love

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Okay but what about a kinda-funny-kinda-depressing post-rots AU where Obi-Wan joined the rebellion?

Imagine young rebels, sharing scary rumours about the mysterious and deadly Imperial commander with a black suit and a red lightsaber, and Obi-Wan Kenobi is sitting right here. 

“I heard Vader can destroy entire fleets with his mind.” 

“I heard he’s too much of a machine to really die.”

“He took a hula-hoop class in secret at 15 to impress his crush,” Obi-Wan adds suddenly. 

And all the rebels turn towards the washed-up general, who is a legend, sure, but also keeps throwing these insane facts about Vader, so everyone knows that he’s not quite right in the head, but you can’t say that to The Last Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, so they’re like, “okay Mr Kenobi, how many glasses of brandy did you have? I think it’s time for you to go to bed now.”

“He wanted to adopt a loth-cat as a teen.”

“Sure, Mr Kenobi.” 

“I should have let him have his loth-cat, it would have been good for him.”

“Of course, Mr Kenobi.”

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neko atsume but with loth-cats call that neko lothcatsume

[id: a screenshot from neko atsume where all of the cats have been edited into loth-cats. inside the house, there is a grey spotted loth-cat inside a cubby of a cat house. on the same structure is an orange striped lothcat sticking its head out of a pot. also inside the house is a brown striped loth-cat sticking its head out of a pot. outside, a brown spotted loth-cat plays with a yellow ball, a brown spotted and grey striped loth-cat are playing on a dinosaur slide, and another grey striped loth-cat is turned away from the viewer, looking at them. end id]

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#can you believe this shit?! STAR WARS: EPISODE VI- RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983)