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I'M SO SORRY FOR ANSWERING SO LATE OH MY GOOSHHH!! I HAVEN'T OPENED TUMBLR SINCE GODKNOWSWHEN!! Happy (belated) Valentine's Day too! I hope you'll stay healthy and happy!! 💖💖💖

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Pretty sure y'all know whom I'm thinking about

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day 16338910 of wondering why they nerfed nmj's luscious longass hair in the donghua

Just look at these shits

Manhua

Cn audio drama

Jp audio drama

Heck, even the live action still gave him the deserved long hair

The donghua design's good but it's just not *The Hair*, y'know what i mean?

There's something lacking abt his hair. Idk how to explain it but there *is* something off about it

#mdzs #cql #the untamed #nie mingjue #his hair #his hair is all think about when i open his wiki page to look for references

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Hello there, i'm back with my bullshit

#mdzs #cql #the untamed #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #lan xichen

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This is like the first thing I saw when I finally logged into tumblr again and honestly? Mood.

#reblog #ANY CHARACTER DEATH I'M EVER GOING TO WRITE #of course #mdzs #the untamed #cql #what's the ship name for #xiao xingchen #song lan #song zichen #hell yeah xiaosong

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Thanks for the tag! She's one of my early OCs lol

Maybe you guys are interested! @absolutelynotsanebaby

This cute AF Picrew! 😍 There are a ton of options too.

@jeanscowboyhat-levisteacup @jojosbizarregarbagecan @oh-theseus @whats-her-quirk @porcoqalliard @reiner69er and any else interested

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Lan Wangji in general is hysterical lmao "hmm yes i now have fallen in love with this young man who sneaked into my family's school at one am with a jar of wine in each hand and proceeded to fight with me under the moonlight. however i will continue to act politely rude to him and ignore him while also caring for him in my own ways. i do not take criticism". Cloud Recesses? More like Clown Recesses.

Lan Wangji modern AU characterization I think is so hysterical is when he’s like. Mn. It appears I have one (1) very large feeling for Wei Ying. I will now make him dinner, buy him a practical and fully absurd expensive present, buy him a wildly thoughtful expensive present, tend to his wounds, run a difficult errand on his behalf, and tell him he may move in with me immediately (for practical reasons) should he desire it. This is genuinely a marriage proposal although in the event that he does not want to marry me I will continue to pack lunch for him every single day for the rest of our lives. I am not taking questions at this time.

#the untamed #cql #mdzs #lan zhan #lan wangji #wei ying #wei wuxian #reblog

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Honestly those two are the embodiment of "I tolerate you because you are my spouse's sibling" and "I tolerate you because you are my sibling's spouse". Honestly peeps, can y'all just, like, be civil and talk??? Both of you are petty and care about wei ying--that's already two things in common! Baby steps! Talk about how you guys would pettyly (is that a word?) slander people who talk shit about wei ying! It's a fun brothers-in-law bonding activity!

Lan Jingyi said, “Have you ever seen Jiang-zongzhu’s methods? They’re quite cruel—” He paused, remembering the prohibition against speaking badly of others behind their backs, and stole a glance at Lan Wangji. But Hanguang-jun seemed to have no intention of punishing him.

Lan Wangji: Speaking badly of others behind their backs is prohibited. Unless you want to talk shit about Jiang Wanyin.

#mdzs #cql #the untamed #lan wangji #lan zhan #jiang wanyin #jiang cheng #tfw your brother marries the guy who constantly ruins your fun in high school and now you gotta be civil with him

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*mob noises*

#this is really cool #others' art #reblog

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💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart 💌❤️💙

You're really cool and seem like a really nice person!💕

💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart 💌❤️💙

You're really cool and seem like a really nice person!💕

Seriously, we may never speak directly, but your posts often make me happy! You may not know it, but little things like that sometimes really make my day lol thanks and I hope you stay happy, healthy, and safe ❤🧡💛

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I'm wheezing, look at their face. They look like a gang of 5 grade schoolgirls who judge people together.

why are fx and mq standing there like that

#tgcf #reblog

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Nie Mingjue: That was Huaisang’s school calling. Apparently, he’s been using some very creative language today.

Jin Guangyao: Oh? Do tell.

Nie Mingjue: He called his gym teacher a “cluster duck” and another teacher a “mother flunker”.

Jin Guangyao, amused: Did he call anyone a “sock sucker”?

Nie Mingjue: Death Stare™

Jin Guangyao: What? It’s just someone who sucks socks.

Nie Mingjue: I can’t believe you’re teaching my little brother loophole swear words.

Jin Guangyao: In my defense, “mother flunker” was entirely the little deviant’s creation. And very clever of him, I might add.

#mdzs #cql #the untamed #nie mingjue #nie huaisang #jin guangyao #reblog

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jiang yanli ※ no republication without written permission.

#mdzs #cql #the untamed #jiang yanli #my queen ny angel my savior #i love you #i believe in shijie supremacy #others' art #reblog

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Honestly tho I feel like a lot of people tend to forget (or even brush off) the fact that A-Yuan was literally 3 years old. A literal toddler. If I were Wei Wuxian I'd scream "thEY PUT A TODDLER IN A FREAKING PRISON CAMP OF COURSE I'M GOING AGAINST THEM, YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND YOU FOKIN DONKEY???"

i feel like a lot of people who wax poetic about the tragedy of the yunmeng bros kind of forget that wei wuxian left because jiang cheng wanted him to put the toddler back in the slaughter camp

#mdzs #cql #the untamed #wei wuxian #wei ying #jiang wanyin #jiang cheng #a yuan #he's a literal baby what the fuck lanling jin #reblog

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THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WEN KEXING CALLING THAT CHILD "LITTLE IDIOT" IS JUSTIFIED AND COMPLETELY REASONABLE.

Word of Honor (2021) | Zhang Cheng Ling placing his trust in the right(?) people

#word of honor #tian ya ke #woh drama #wen kexing #zhou zhisu #zhang chengling #look at his face #my man looks so done #*glances at hubby* yep that's our son #he dumb but we love him anyway #gifset #reblog

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List of LWJ's "Nicknames" that I've read with my own eyes:

Hall monitor

Walking block of ice

"The statue that you (WWX) married"

Blankface guy

I feel like Cloud Recesses era Jiang Cheng is deeply relatable to everyone who has ever been fifteen suffering through their bff’s obsessive crush on a mediocre dude who doesn’t even seem to like them back. Obviously as a viewer I love Lan Wangji and his anguish over his gremlinsexuality, but if any of my friends in highschool had crushed on a hall monitor who actually got us in trouble I would have staged an intervention and then preemptively banned their prospective beau from our lunch spot.

#mdzs #cql #the untamed #wei ying #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #lan zhan #lan wangji #reblog

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Don't do it, Jeff. Be proud of your bad jokes. Good jokes can't exist without bad jokes.

The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt

is because they are too heavy to be carried to the British Museum

#reblog #how do we know if a joke is good without knowing a bad joke first?