good evening to all the angels on earth (pillow princesses)
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I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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Maori women, New Zealand, c. 1900.
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Ppl in my notes asking about my fics when I haven't updated all in years
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i had a dream that due to a botched contract mcdonalds had accidentally agreed to individually sponsor every post on tumblr dot com so the site was unusable because everyone was just posting like 'cock sex cum' and then there'd be a giant integrated SPONSORED BY THE MCDONALDS CORPORATION banner underneath it and mcdonalds was losing millions of dollars on this
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