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Does anyone know what to do

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dads are so right about falling asleep on the couch with your arms crossed

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hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it

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This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.

Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything

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the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

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so much of life is needing to pee. enough already

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I think all political jobs all the way up to the president should only be allowed to earn their country’s minimum wage the entire time they work in politics. Also they should get only 1 week’s vacation per year and have to pay for their own food and gas. The white house should charge them rent.

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discord and spotify are fucking rn while youre not looking btw

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“Many of my movies have strong female leads - brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a saviour. Any woman is just as capable of being a hero as any man.” -Hayao Miyazaki

Happy International Women’s Day!

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characters will be like “i had a strange dream... probably nothing” like girl you're literally in a story

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no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

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i post for the girls who were lonely and isolated during peak social developmental years

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"he is not my president" bumper sticker with a picture of some random guy that has never been president

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I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.