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worst thing about sports is seeing the athlete you dislike the most do well

#prev tags agree!!! -> #growing up a philadelphia fan in the era of peak tom brady has made me so strong #'well as a fan of the sport you have to respect and appreciate—' let me stop you right there #i certainly do not

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Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY

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do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

#not that you always need to ration other treats either #but definitely don't ration raspberries and honestly most other berries #bc they will only get worse

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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy

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“One of the most begrudging avian take-offs is the heron’s fucking hell, all right, all right, I’ll go the garage for your flaming fags cranky departure, though once they’re up their flight can be extravagant. I watched one big spender climb the thermal staircase, a calorific waterspout of frogs and sticklebacks, the undercarriage down and trailing. Seen from antiquity you gain the Icarus thing; seen from my childhood that cursing man sets out for Superkings, though the heron cares for neither as it struggles into its wings then soars sunwards and throws its huge overcoat across the earth.”

— The Heron, by Paul Farley

#words

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procrastination !

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it is once again... binturong appreciation hour

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#yeah we are a take your shoes off if they're tracking water or mud etc but otherwise it's up to you household #both my dad and i are very uncomfortable walking around barefoot #due to problems with our feet #i have slides and old sneakers that are designated house shoes at my apartment #but if i don't bring those to my parents' house and i need to do something like cook I have to put my real shoes ob #*on #my only strict shoes rule is that if my shoes have been in the hospital any time in the last month or so they are restricted to entryway #and shoe rug only #also no shoes on furniture obviously

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happy old gnoll

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Treasure

#star trek

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I came up with this character last night. her name is Isabel Badkitten and she is a little girl who is a cat that is bad.

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i do know how it is, oliver. just full-on crying in the shower because of buddie. been there, done that.

#911 fox #bro i think the team buddie got you already

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no you fucking monster i don’t sanitize my countertops. i gently pick up the bacteria and place them outside

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in a kinder world i live in an i spy page

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#evan buckley but it's just him progressively getting more unhinged over eddie

#forreal forreal!! #911 fox