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so many of you have never been 26 or 27. well one day you will. this is not a threat this is a promise. or maybe both. it will be fine, is what i’m saying. and then comes 28

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Breaking Bad — 2.08 “Better Call Saul”

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if anakin and padme had raised the twins

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it is insane how people do just . not know what objective is. like if you are trying to argue there is some objective difference between “good art” and “bad art” and your first argument is that “well objectively good art makes people feel good and bad art makes them feel bad” you . have no clue what art is. and also have no clue what objectivity is.

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by the time you’re 25 you should know what substance you’re going to abuse forever

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Customer: NIER AUTOMATA. VIDEO GAME DMV: 2 BLUNTS 9 SLUTS

Verdict: DENIED

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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

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google search what do they put in sports bras that make them hot as fuck

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Hope you stick with it. Surfing's the source. It can change your life, I swear to god.

Point break (1991), dir. Kathryn Bigelow

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"gordon freeman was 27 he should have been at the club" before getting his Black Mesa job dr. freeman spent a chunk of his twenties in europe in the late 1990s. the reason half life 1's soundtrack is all industrial techno is because that's what's playing in his head 24/7

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Blowing the joint ash and pretzel crumbs off my laptop like an adventurer blowing dust off an ancient tome.

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act