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Men's "hear me out" - a conventionally attractive woman with shorter than average hair.

Women's "hear me out" -

#no okay but really hear me out- #*immediately shot by sniper rifle* #beetlejuice

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Justin Collette as Beetlejuice in Beetlejuice The Musical!

#HIM #such a dramatic little shit god bless #justin collette #beetlejuice #justin!juice #beetlejuice musical #bjtm

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there are many, many funny things about kingdom hearts, but for me the funniest part is in any scene where there’s supposed to be a big crowd but the devs didn’t want to model literally anyone so it’s just a huge empty room with only the absolutely necessary characters there

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if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

#it also stinks for that very reason

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i love that fucking horse in the rats music video like holy shit. why is he there??? what is he doing??? why does copia need a horse??? nobody knows but hes having a great time

#I mean isn’t it meant to be the pale horse of death? 😅 #a pale tour named death and all that #‘riding on a pale white horse’ #it’s a reference to the four horsemen of the apocalypse I believe #I know Copia’s the Plaguebringer and all that but that’s 100% a reference to the fact one of the four horsemen is Death on a white horse #BUT #more importantly #Copia’s a horse girl

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absolutely stunning

#I ask again WHOMST is dressing this man this awards season??? #david tennant #olivier awards 2024

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“how dare you say we piss on the poor” is perhaps THEE best piece of vernacular to come out of tumblr dot com in the past decade. along with “what were you doing at the devils sacrament” (cheeky. inspired. relevant in every context) and “harold, they're lesbians” (timeless. funny as hell. gay)

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today, 6 years ago, the Rats mv was released for the first time‼️🐀

#Copia is so gender in this video honestly #ghost

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yeah hey what's the interest in beetlejuice? 👀 ( in other words, please gush about your funky little fixation 🫡 )

Oh hey lovely!! 💛💛

Short answer: hearing Alex Brightman in Hazbin Hotel awoke the goth/musical nerd in me like a damn sleeper agent

Long answer: I’ve always loved the film (my parents used to put it on because they liked it and would tell me when to shut my eyes when Barbara ripped her face off lmao) and I actually plan to get a tattoo inspired by the funky bug ghost man in time for the sequel 🤩🤩 I’m also super excited for the new movie! I have high hopes but I’m also trying to manage my expectations 😅💀

I’m also revisiting the 90’s cartoon, because even though I loved it as a kid too, my memory of it is shaky as hell 😂 I only really remember the Edgar Allen Poe episode because it freaked me a bit when I was little 😂😂

BUT, the musical…the MUSICAL??!! Goddamn I love it (am I deeply in love with Alex Brightman? I cannot possibly comment….), I went and bought the OBC vinyl and a tie-in makeup palette because I have absolutely zero idea how to consume media like a normal person. The score reminds me of a weird mix of Book of Mormon and The Rocky Horror Show because of the slight rock sound to it. The three note guitar riff in the first few lines of “The Whole Being Dead Thing” revolve in my brain like a potato in a microwave.

Side note; absolute travesty the musical hasn’t really left the US, I know so many fellow theatre nerds who would eat the shit up-

I think it all really ties into my adoration for quirky supernatural trickster characters with a Pick Your Own Backstory who are insanely powerful but just use it for Shenanigans™️ until someone pisses them off enough 😅 If I could, I too would just hang around in a snazzy suit causing Problems for middle class suburban people.

#also my tattoo will hopefully be tarot themed too #because his name is actually Betelgeuse and it’s a star #so the tarot card The Star somehow mixed in with the ghost with the most? #do you SEE the vision?? #I’m so sorry this was such a goofy rant 😅😅 #but thank you! #I love that chaos bug demon #Beetlejuice #beetlejuice musical #Tim Burton #lapis-lazuliie

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

#please bother me I’m going stir crazy

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sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

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"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.

Internet Archive

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#listen I KNOW there’s some lore somewhere about how he killed himself over a lover but I’m choosing to give him Cool Demon Backstory instead #he just doesn’t strike me as the early check out type

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#if you thought TWISTED SISTER were gonna support ~traditional values~ then boy do I have some fucking news for you

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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