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silly little weed cat got too blasted

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why did the tgirl budtender sell me a strain called futanari stepmom

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eeh

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Need to express something sir? Of course. Have you considered Catholic imagery but dark a bit risque? Perhaps not today? How about a slender white woman in experimental accessories? Perhaps sir is in the mood for some erotic gore that is strangely bereft of pubic hair?

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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by listening to the music that used to comfort your past self you can give her a big hug and a kiss

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yayyyy mutuals hiiiiiiiii reblog if you love your mutualssssssss hiii mutuals

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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reblog if you made it this far somehow

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kitty

(she/her) 🐈🏳️‍⚧️

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if you want my experience, being plural is a game of connecting the dots and dealing with a lot of grief and confusion.

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my computer

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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

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Cute goth bunnies 🖤 Artworks by @dayrisfelix on Instagram

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24 ribs

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Why didn't FAILin just open her eyes so she could see what was going on, is she stupid??

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