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azulperez28 · 3 years
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Harry: *sighs* I don't have any power
Niall: What? You are really powerfull
Harry: but I can't fly, or read minds, or make things appear...
Niall: oh no, but you have a better power
Harry: what do you mean?
Niall: Watch this. *screams to Louis* Hey man! Can you bring me a glass of water?
Louis: hell no, move your ass and get yourself one
Niall: *talks to H* okey, now you try
Harry: *screams to Louis* hey baby, can you bake me some cupcakes please?
Louis: of course darling, don't worry I'll be right back with your cupcakes.
Niall: see?
Harry:
Harry: omg I'm so powerfull
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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Harry: I wrote Sweet Creature!
Louis: I wrote Habit!
Harry: and don't forget about Two Ghosts
Louis: yeah, but Always You
Harry: also the fish on Adore You
Louis: yes yes, and I wore a t-shirt with a big H on it for my livestream
Harry: okay but I made socks with green and blue hearts
Louis: of course, but I putted your tattoes on spotify
Niall: Stop guys! You're both extremely loud, I can't understand how antis still exist...
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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Louis: omg, I'm really stupid, I do everything wrong, nothing is fine with me, all is bulshit, please someone punch me, hurt me, kill me, do something, I can't be this way, just-
Harry, hugs Louis: don't worrie baby, just keep trying, I know you're a great and wonderful person, don't give up, I'll always be here for you if you need me, I believe in you and never forget I'll always love you...
Louis:
Harry:
Louis: okay that's-... that's pretty much better
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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Harry: stop fighting and eat your avocados!
Louis: I'll never eat avocados, they're disgusting!
Harry: no, you're disgusting!
Louis: no, you are... uhm... pretty!
Harry: no, you're so beautiful and sweet!
Louis: of course I'm not, you're so lovely!
Harry: no i'm not! I love you!
Louis: I love you too!
Niall:
Niall: are you fighting or flirting?
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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Louis: you can't buy more gucci suits!! you have to stop RIGHT NOW!
Harry: okay okay, I'll stop, I promise.
Louis: *sighs* thank you
Harry: uhm, can you-... can you give me some money?
Louis: of course baby, how much?
Harry: well... the original is $234.09 pounds, but I want it on Louis blue and we are in pandemic so I'll have to pay for the send, so it'll be more expensive and-
Louis:
Harry:
Louis: you can't be talking seriously
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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*Someone knocks the door and Louis opens it*
Man: hello, I'm here because I work for the art museum and...-
Louis: are you finally here to pick me up there?
Harry, enters the room running: NO! DON'T YOU DARE TO TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME! *hugs Louis from behind*
Man: no, no, calm down. I'm here to receive the money you owe because a friend of yours broke a paint saying that it's prettier than him... Do you know who is it?
Harry and Louis: *sigh*
Zayn, enters the room eating chips:
Zayn: oops
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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*Harry in his room using his laptop*
Louis, enters the room: hi Harry!
Harry: *closes the laptop quickly* hi L-louis
Louis: what where you doing with your laptop? Maybe... watching dirty things? *smiles*
Harry: *blushes* haha, uhm, well I-...
Louis: you don't have to explain anything, I understand. Well, I'll leave you alone *leaves the room*
Harry: *opens the laptop, sighs and keeps typing* how to make a beautiful and small guy fall in love for you and become your boyfriend...
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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Harry: Louis, why don't you like avocados?
Louis: I mean, they're green and...-
Harry: my eyes are green too and I thought you liked them *starts crying*
Louis: no no, Harry, I just don't like green on avocados cause they ruin the color...
Harry: so if avocados ruin green, then they ruin my eyes, so you think my eyes are ruined!! *cries worse*
Louis: nooo Harry, I love your eyes, it's just...- okay, I'll eat an avocado to show you what I mean
Harry: you don't have to, now I understand...
Louis: thank God-
Harry: ... I understand that you NEVER LIKED MY EYES AND YOU JUST LIED *leaves the room crying*
Louis: NOO BABE, COME HERE, I CAN EXPLAIN-
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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Harry: *drunk* HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERY ONE!
Louis: are you drunk Harry?
Harry: of course I'm not, well, I was saying that I hope you have a really nice 2047, go to partys and get drunk every time you got the chance...
Louis: 2047? Omg, come on...
Harry: No! I can't leave now! I have to be under the table so I'll get a boyfriend this year!
Louis: I'm your boyfriend
Harry: wow, I didn't even hide under the table yet and I already have a boyfriend, that was fast- I'm sorry, what's your name honey?
Louis: we're going home right now
Harry:
Harry: that's a really really weird name but you're hot so I'll take it-
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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Niall: guys, guys!! I just found out that I have powers!
Liam: really? What kind of powers?
Niall: I can read minds...
Harry: woah, try it on me please!
Niall: okay, now, think of a number, a color, an animal and a person
Harry: ready
Niall: you are thinking of 28, louis blue, a fish and Louis
Harry: OMG THAT WAS CORRECT, HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT
Niall: I don't know, maybe I am special...
Liam: Harry, he hasn't got powers, you're just so predicible *rolls his eyes and leaves the room*
Harry:
Niall:
Harry: LET'S TRY THIS ON LOUIS!
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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*L and H in their bedroom the morning after Louis' birthday*
Harry: C'mon Louis! Wake up!
Louis: I don't want to wake up, my stomach hurts...
Harry: I told you that you shouldn't eat a half of your birthday cake!
Louis: well maybe I had to listen to you yesterday, but what I did I already did it, NOW IT REALLY HURTS!
Harry: aw poor baby *kisses Louis' stomach* how is it now?
Louis: *blushes and smiles* It feels better, thanks
Harry: I love you boobear
Louis: I love you too babycakes
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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Liam: hey Louis, who's your favourite singer?
Louis: Harry
Liam: and favourite actor?
Louis: Harry
Liam: favourite person?
Louis: Harry
Liam: favourite thing?
Louis: Harry's curls and eyes
Liam: any favourite thing that has nothing to do with Harry?
Louis:
Louis: can we go to the next question?
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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*One Direction traveling by car*
Liam: *driving*
Zayn: *singing* 'CAUSE YOU AND I...
Harry: *sleeping on Louis' shoulder*
Louis: *admiring Harry sleeping*
Niall: How much time is left to arrive? I'M BOOOREEEDD
Louis: shut up Niall!! You're going to wake up Harry...
Harry: *wakes up* I-... I have to wee
Liam: OMG, EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE
Zayn: I'd rather be, anywhere, anywhere but here...
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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Harry, drunk: hi Niall, how are you my friend?
Niall: Oh God, you're very bad, let's go with Louis
Harry: Louis?
*Harry and Niall go with Louis*
Harry, looks at Louis: OMG WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND EXTREMELY SEXY BOY! Niall, is he your friend?
Niall: yes...?
Harry: you didn't introduce him. *talks to Louis* Hi, I'm Harry. I'm a single and gay guy, and you?
Louis: no you're not single Harry, and me either.
Harry: fuck, wouldn't you like to cheat on your boyfriend with me?
Louis: Harry, I'm your boyfriend
Harry:
Harry: you didn't ask me if I wanted to be your boyfriend but: yes
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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Harry, enters the living room running: HURRY UP GUYS! THE BABY IS COMING!
Louis: OMG! Ehm, so, w-what am I s-suppose to d-do now?
Harry: I DON’T KNOW! YOU’RE THE FATHER!
Liam: Harry, calm down, you’re a boy, you can’t birth a baby…
Harry: SO TELL ME WHY MY JEANS ARE WET
Liam: I-I don’t know, maybe…
Niall, enters the room: guys guys, calm down everyone, I was picking up the camera that I left recording all night in Louis and Harry’s bedroom, cause I needed some content for my fan account, and just dropped some juice on Harry's pants while he was sleeping
Harry:
Louis:
Liam:
Louis: YOU RECORDED WITH YOUR CAMERA WHERE AND WHAT?
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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*Larry at the supermarket*
Louis: can we buy cereal?
Harry: *sarcastic* oh, you shouldn't buy them, you have a lot of cereal boxes at house, why would you like to buy more if you already have a lot?
Louis: are you still mad because I didn't let you buy more gucci suits?
Harry:
Harry: YOU MESS WITH MY GUCCI SUITS AND NOW YOU ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES
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azulperez28 · 3 years
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Liam: what are Louis and Harry doing at their bedroom?
Niall: I don't know, Louis told me that he was going to help Harry by giving him new ideas for a new song similar to 'Medicine'
Liam:
Niall:
Niall: OMFG WAIT-
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