This mysterious creature appears cased in plastic. It presses the buttons on its front display to communicate, and broadcast soothing signals to observers. Could this be Iron Pocket, described in an old book…?
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Raindrops on kittens and whiskers on roses
Transgender furries in sexualized poses
Newspaper clippings marked up with red strings
These are a few of the internet's things
Cum-covered ponies and racist allusions
Trolls posting shit to enjoy the confusions
Homestucks with classpects all stanning for kings
These are a few of the internet's things
Femboys in dresses with pride colored sashes
Snowflakes reducing my inbox to ashes
Discourse that starts when the fat lady sings
These are a few of the internet's things
When the terf posts, when I see things
When I feel like ass
I simply remember the internet's things
And then I can go touch grass
[couple of edits to improve scanning/rhymes]
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there is milk in girls
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
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Yonic dish found in NY
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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built
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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests
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my nostalgia for circa 2010 club music is hysterical to me. i was not at “the club” in two thousand and ten, i was at home on the family computer singing along to “like a G6” as if i wasn’t in the G6th fucking grade
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🍎🍊🎄🍋🍏
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gotham is exactly the right amounts of wet and socioeconomically unstable to have spawned an INSANE grunge scene you just know their local shit is like the sonic equivalent of getting hit over the head with a car battery
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So how is it that second-hand embarrassment is the single most powerful and weakening emotion one can feel from media?
Tragedy? Delicious.
A hard-earned happy ending? Wonderful.
A convoluted narrative? Keeps you glued.
Simple slice of life? It’s entertaining.
Second-hand embarrassment? Hang on, g, I gotta pause this for fifteen minutes, no, I cannot continue watching this right now, I am just not strong enough.
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Love how this implies that after the downfall of humankind that doge is the species to supercede us
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tumblr.com - October 2007
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On November 12, 1833, there was a meteor shower so intense that it was possible to see up to 100,000 meteors crossing the sky every hour. At the time, many thought it was the end of the world, so much so that it inspired this woodcut by Adolf Vollmy.
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can I please get the Replying From Sideblogs Feature Please. im so tired of looking like this every time someone says something to me.
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